gluecake

gluecake your resident conspiracy nut.

gluecake commented on Where's Our Stand By Me?
"Movies like this always make me uncomfortable since I moved when I was 9 to a different state and lost all of my childhood friends, then come middle school my group of friends turned into assholes and I drifted for a while with absolutely no friends, then everyone I made as friends in high school I completely lost touch with come graduation/going to college/having a shitty, controlling boyfriend and even the few girls I had as close friends in college we got into a fight before finishing our degrees."
http://jezebel.com/5096672/#c9075716 10:11 PM on Nov 22
gluecake commented on Our Sponsors Say Turn Around, Bright Eyes
"@LaComtesse: You will then need bigger boards with bigger nails!"
http://jezebel.com/5031922/#c7001415 11:34 AM on Aug 1
gluecake commented on Our Sponsors Say Turn Around, Bright Eyes
"@J.D.Regent: that's what the OP says... @LaComtesse: I'd love to be a general in your post-apocalyptic army!"
http://jezebel.com/5031922/#c7001108 11:24 AM on Aug 1
gluecake commented on Our Sponsors Say Turn Around, Bright Eyes
"@LaComtesse: This is why I'm not surprised that there's going to be an eclipse in 2012. And then the world will be DOOMED!"
http://jezebel.com/5031922/#c7000232 10:51 AM on Aug 1
gluecake commented on The Fun/Smart Divide: Why Books Are Candy-Coated
"@YARLY: what.the.fuck."
http://jezebel.com/5031590/#c6989879 5:38 PM on Jul 31
gluecake commented on The Fun/Smart Divide: Why Books Are Candy-Coated
"@Archetype: mine too."
http://jezebel.com/5031590/#c6989472 5:22 PM on Jul 31
gluecake commented on Pretty Is As Pretty Does: The Middle-School Moment
"I can totally relate to this. I wasn't a Pretty Girl(tm)."
http://jezebel.com/5030532/#c6987327 4:16 PM on Jul 31
gluecake commented on “I Haven’t Asked Them, But I’m Sure Women Like Looking At A Man’s Calves, Or If A Man Has Them, Nice Ankles…"
"@MockTurtle: Those poor models look so miserable... I mean, more miserable than models usually look on the runway."
http://jezebel.com/5031507/#c6981257 12:53 PM on Jul 31
gluecake commented on The Kids Are Not Alright: American Mall Premiere A Total Disaster!
"@EthelBromide: generally, having paint swooshes near one's crotch that slightly resemble pointy teeth does not induce feelings of "I wanna tap that". She should totally do one of those old cheesy animated sex ed videos and be the voice of the birth control pill."
http://jezebel.com/5030901/#c6955558 10:46 AM on Jul 30
gluecake commented on The Kids Are Not Alright: American Mall Premiere A Total Disaster!
"Yaz certainly has been in commercials nationwide."
http://jezebel.com/5030901/#c6955260 10:36 AM on Jul 30