2cleverbyhalf commented on The World Of Ryan Lochte Is One Of Diamond Grills And Bad Doodles

"HANSEL, he's so hot right now!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on We Challenge A Man To Walk A Mile In Our Heels, Part 2

"i make the same noise while walkinhg "normally" in heels aswell, some days it feels so so good to be a geologist and have no expectiations of glamour on you!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on Sara Gilbert: Unintentional Wedgie

"polterwang on babies wering diapers is the cutest thing ever!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on Stage Mom Dina Lohan Gets Her Moment In The Spotlight

"Oh thank god, I was beginning to worry that she'd had an intervention and was in momager rehab - phew."

2cleverbyhalf commented on Padded Prose

"Exactly how much higher than your squire do you need to be before you have to start worrying if he can see the outline of your kotex pad - Mini Me?!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on New E-Mail Alerts Assure That You'll Never Miss A Major Post!

"Signed, sealed, delivered!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on Advertising Taking Cues From Porn: What Is The World Cumming To?

"I wouldn't call any of those women white - orange is much closer to the mark..."

2cleverbyhalf commented on Cosmo Thinks Women With Integrity Are Total Failures

"Get your friend to buy the shirt then convince her it makes her look fat so she gives it to you!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on What Is The New York Times Sunglass Girl Thinking?

"Prescription sunnies rock - no skin cancer and you can read the number on the bus before you end up under it!"

2cleverbyhalf commented on Gelotophobia Is Apparently "No Laughing Matter"

"I get this with my sisters, not because I think they're laughing at me; but because I KNOW they're laughing at me..."