friedeggsammich commented on Babies conceived through medical

"My expert opinion is as follows: when fertility specialists suck up those sperm, they are skipping some sort of natural fitness test (a hoop?) that spermies have to go through in order to earn the right to make a baby?"

friedeggsammich commented on Marie Claire: This Winter, Accessorize Your Wardrobe With Adderall

"@ManhattanManHatin': I was thinking something along those lines."

friedeggsammich commented on In Which We Pretend To Be Morning People

"Ideal: Wake up around 9 with at least nine hours of sleep; put on something very stylish and clean that matches; eat pancakes, eggs, fruit, and coffee while watching the View; take a nice stroll to class in 72 degree weather. Actual: Drag myself out of bed freezing; hurriedly put on clothes from the floor because I'm too cold to go to the closet and find any, root around in the cabinets/fridge for something to eat, find only potato chips or cookies; leave for work/school with no makeup, probably forgetting deodorant, and hungry."

friedeggsammich commented on Phillis Wheatley: Freedom Through Poetry

"@BrutallyHonestBabes: We just learned about her in my American Lit class."

friedeggsammich commented on Just when we thought today

"This makes my heart feel so good!"

friedeggsammich commented on Splenda And Several Other Products That Could Potentially Murder Your Insides

"@fouxdufafa: Yay!"

friedeggsammich commented on Splenda And Several Other Products That Could Potentially Murder Your Insides

"You guys should look into stevia if you haven't found a sugar alternative you like yet."

friedeggsammich commented on Martha Stewart & Jane Goodall's Goofy Gorilla Greetings Sound Like Crazy Sex

"Oh, shit!"

friedeggsammich commented on Liveblogging Sarah Palin's Acceptance Speech

"GRETCHEN FUCKING WILSON?"

friedeggsammich commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Isn't "Talking About Black People Anymore"... Except That She Is

"Shit, man."