friedeggsammich commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Isn't "Talking About Black People Anymore"... Except That She Is

"Shit, man."

friedeggsammich commented on The Reds Of Their Eyes

"If I saw someone like this on the street my first thought would be "28 Days Later!", and I'd run for it. Fuckin' zombies, man!"

friedeggsammich commented on TCA Tour Party Is A Whole Mess Of Meh

"I thought the title said "Whole Mess of Meth," and was expecting some very different pictures."

friedeggsammich commented on Abigail Breslin Is A Silver Belle

"How elegant and classy!"

friedeggsammich commented on Racism Will Get You Hacked, But Sexism Will Make You Money

"I have graphic design friends who would vom over the these buttons even if they were illiterate. Also, I just stumbled upon this and thought it was appropriate: [i29.tinypic.com]"

friedeggsammich commented on Baffled Scientists Discover That People Get Drunk To Get Laid

"@raleigh likes swaddling: Your picture of Baby Cakes made me stop mid-scroll and chuckle."

friedeggsammich commented on Baffled Scientists Discover That People Get Drunk To Get Laid

"I have only regretted being so drunk I fell asleep during sex."

friedeggsammich commented on Make Memorial Day Memorable With Tacky Crap From Fingerhut

"I have always wanted one of those mowers."

friedeggsammich commented on Women's Voices Are "Sexiest" When They're "In Heat"

"@tscheese: My speech teacher, one of the most badass women I've ever met, was an up-speak Nazi."

friedeggsammich commented on Women's Voices Are "Sexiest" When They're "In Heat"

"If women recognized other women's voice changed because of competitiveness, then wouldn't their "in-heat" voices be least pleasing, to the point of annoyance?"

friedeggsammich commented on Mary-Kate Is Black & Blue

"@gingerkhan: You are so right."

friedeggsammich commented on Mary-Kate Is Black & Blue

"No matter how much my mom tells me I'm wrong, I love navy and black together forever."

friedeggsammich commented on Matthew Fox's Blacks Don't Match

"1."

friedeggsammich commented on Bad News

""...It's like if you teach a kid to use a condom, you know what they're going to do with it." YES!"

friedeggsammich commented on Just Because You Can Buy Your Child A $21K Jungle Gym Doesn't Mean You Should

"And kids grow SO QUICKLY."

friedeggsammich commented on Just How Do You Give Yourself An Herbal Abortion?

"Also, I am still scarred by an "eco-tip" I read on April 1st telling me to turn condoms inside out and reuse them, so I had to check the date on that article."

friedeggsammich commented on Just How Do You Give Yourself An Herbal Abortion?

"Morning glory seeds, along with being a hallucinogen similar to LSD (I think they contain ergot...), also cause uterine contractions which of course bring about miscarriage. At least that's what wikipedia told me yesterday when I looked it up for a completely unrelated reason (a guy in my creative writing class was talking about "chewing morning glory"). [en.wikipedia.org]"

friedeggsammich commented on Hell's Belles: MTV Looks At The Lives Of Young Southern Women

"Wow."