foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on The Naked Chef: Stick Your Face In Some American Pie

"I just took two sweet potato pies out of the oven and will make chocolate pecan pies in the am."

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on 10 Pop Songs About Female Masturbation

"@Zlevee: Stephan Jenkins' mother goes to my church and when she first asked me if I had ever heard of Third Eye Blind my mind immediately went to those lyrics and I kind of *gulped* and asked her if she had ever listened to the lyrics...she said "Once.""

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on Sampling The "Sexy" Sex Advice In Cosmo

"The Cosmo tips make me wonder what the hell are people normally doing in bed???!!!"

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?

"Hagen Dazs Cherry Vanilla...that I sandwiched between two homemade chocolate chip cookies."

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on Field Guide To Guys: The Modern Metrognome

"I convinced my ex- to rock the year-round three day stubble."

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on Loose Lips

"@treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: Moxie makes Mainers Mighty...and gassy."

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling

"@GeorgeFayne: Hha!"

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on The Real World: Do Virtual Lives 'Count' ?

"I feel so old."

foodandshoes is back to la vie... commented on Lemony Goodness

"The "rock chorus" is actually The Pointer Sisters!!"