flancake commented on John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston

"@ihateyourescalade: because you know her so well?"

flancake commented on LOLVogue: Sumwon Elss Kleanz Up (Plus Contest!)

"No fishez 4 me."

flancake commented on What Part Of "In A Different City Every Week" Is Giving Away My "Relationship Tentacles," Asswipe?

"Yeah I'll never understand guys and their constant texting, calling, emailing, and hey come-meet-me's, and then the sudden switch over to, "what made you think we were dating?" I know guys a full generation ahead of this one who are still doing it."

flancake commented on Ali Lohan's Faux-Pissed Face

"I like her jeans."

flancake commented on What's Wrong With Having Frenemies?

"I'm sorry to say I have a frenemy that I can't get rid of."

flancake commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

"um, one more try: "

flancake commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?

" For some reason my boss doesn't believe me when I say I know where everything is."

flancake commented on Furry Friends

"I know this is Brazil kid, but don't let the interwebs make you think you have to wax your monkey."

flancake commented on Guy Ritchie's Wedding Ring: Missing In Action

"don't Euros and Brits wear their rings on the right hand?"

flancake commented on A new study published in the

"@aspiringexpatriate: my first one night stand actually took place in the UK and from what I could tell it seemed like a pretty commonplace activity."

flancake commented on How Pretty, Profitable Should Planned Parenthood Be?

""the LensCrafters of family planning"....so if I'm not happy with my abortion after 30 days can I come back and get another one for free? I kid...the only PP I've ever been to looked like it could have used these extra funds so I think it's great."

flancake commented on Apparently the Times wised

"What a perfect follow up to their Sunday lead picture of arched-back Russians in bikinis."

flancake commented on Berry Disturbing Makeover for Strawberry Shortcake

"The Times also shows pics of Angelina Ballerina newly slimmed down....she was one of my favorite characters."

flancake commented on Women More Likely To Survive Hurricanes, Less Likely To Live Through Tsunamis

"@little_engine_that_could: I think I saw that....you're also supposed to wear pants so you can climb over seats en route to the exit."

flancake commented on Meeting Strangers At Bars: Relic Of The Past Or Wave Of The Future?

"@formerlyzivah: thanks...yeah i've been thinking something like that is the way to go."

flancake commented on Meeting Strangers At Bars: Relic Of The Past Or Wave Of The Future?

"oh i've tried to go to bars by myself on nights when none of my friends are up to it."

flancake commented on Spring Is The Season For Sexual Harassment

"@girlscoutcookie: I'm not so sure about that."