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fauxmccoy commented on Teen Girl Gets Lipo To "Prevent" Eating Disorder
"as the proud bearer of sagging triple d's, i would have loved to have had a breast reduction, especially at 15."
http://jezebel.com/5028764/#c7173935 5:05 AM on Aug 12
fauxmccoy commented on How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist
"my favorite method of discouragement is to tell stories of growing up on a cattle ranch (true) and castrating the bull calves (also true)."
http://jezebel.com/5028307/#c6862440 1:00 PM on Jul 24
fauxmccoy commented on How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist
"@PilgrimSoul: i said that for real once and the dude kind of dug at in the 'hey at least i can't get you knocked up' way."
http://jezebel.com/5028307/#c6861918 12:43 PM on Jul 24
fauxmccoy commented on Penn & Teller Call Bullshit On Dolphin-Assisted Birth
"Partner Joel says -- "if there are complications during pregnancy and she's in the water, the dolphins may be able to correct some of those complications." he's gonna make a great dad."
http://jezebel.com/5025807/#c6780854 2:13 PM on Jul 19
fauxmccoy commented on Padded Prose
"next time i'm needing a little extra confidence on my 'problem days' i'll just whip out the old kotex belt and deodorant pads for a delicious blast twat smell nice goodness."
http://jezebel.com/5026362/#c6778432 1:58 AM on Jul 19
fauxmccoy commented on Legal Grounds
"i once lost a job over this issue (of course the boss was chasing me around the desk as well)...."
http://jezebel.com/5021096/#c6470945 4:59 PM on Jul 1
fauxmccoy commented on Can You Match The Stewardess Uniform To The Airline?
"i'm soooo glad i'm not the only sick mofaux who has found that uniformly amusing site.... now if i could just find the poster of "i'm cheryl,fly me" my joy will be complete."
http://jezebel.com/5010043/#c5801201 7:22 PM on May 20