@ineffable.me: It must be the Jams.
I knew an awesome kid named Jezebel. She spent most of her time drawing fabulous little pictures of cats. She also played this game where she sat in the middle of a room on her "island" and scanned the room with her pretend spyglass shouting, "Land ho".
@stacyinbean:
I can't remember my own telephone number, yet, I can identify some polish!
I can't remember my own telephone number, yet, I can identify some polish!
@ForeverBlueGirl:
I agree, probably is Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ but could be Opi's Lincoln Park after Midnight (not after Dark) or Opi's Black Cherry Chutney.
I agree, probably is Mrs. O'Leary's BBQ but could be Opi's Lincoln Park after Midnight (not after Dark) or Opi's Black Cherry Chutney.
Next up in Gallivare news, -a ban on siding and lattice work. Traffic accidents have been on the rise since they eliminated the stripes from the streets.
@BiscuitDoughJones: I have migraines too. Overhead lighting, esp. florescent really sets me off. For those that don't have migraines, it is hard for them to understand how lighting could really bother me.
Rebekah Del Rio, Llorando (from Muhalland Dr.) Cover of Roy Orbison's Crying
Jolie Holland - Roll my Blues or the slightly more upbeat Littlest Birds
Blind Melon - Mouthful of Cavities
Ryan Adams - Oh My Sweet Carolina (which is not really a love song but still makes me cry)
Simon and Garfunkel - April Come She Will
Jolie Holland - Roll my Blues or the slightly more upbeat Littlest Birds
Blind Melon - Mouthful of Cavities
Ryan Adams - Oh My Sweet Carolina (which is not really a love song but still makes me cry)
Simon and Garfunkel - April Come She Will
Bright Eyes - You Will. You? Will. You? Will…..
@Sugarless: I have "dated" bosses, co-workers, teachers, and neighbors. Sorry, but neighbor was the worst- if you break up. If it works out, I guess you would save money on a U-haul.
@BiscuitDoughJones:
Awwww! Panda showing love makes me smile.
Awwww! Panda showing love makes me smile.
@meaghan2k: Classic! This is one of those times that all that practice lying as a teenager pays off!
I say push up bra. I have one that does the same thing. Actually, I have a drawer full of them.
@petuniacat:
Nooooo!! Why did you tell me this. So now instead of fretting over my gumline receding I can fret over how many insect parts, rat hairs, and copepods I am eating.
Nooooo!! Why did you tell me this. So now instead of fretting over my gumline receding I can fret over how many insect parts, rat hairs, and copepods I am eating.
I once ate a pizza left over from lunch for dinner after it had been in my car all day. I remembered half way through that I had gone out for pizza not that day but the day before. No sick.
@meaghan2k:
I know, I know. I just thought so much more of her than, well, Kirstie Alley. I am all for healthy eating and feeling good about yourself, I just think Jenny Craig is a bunch of shit.
I know, I know. I just thought so much more of her than, well, Kirstie Alley. I am all for healthy eating and feeling good about yourself, I just think Jenny Craig is a bunch of shit.
I just don't understand. Why, Queen, why? I thought her gf was a personal trainer. If she want's to be healthier, why not work out?
And Jenny Craig?!?
I am so disappointed.
And Jenny Craig?!?
I am so disappointed.
I lied to my parents ALL THE TIME but I was always into some shenanigans. They still think I was on a bowling league in High School. They could have busted me - I think they always knew something was up but they really didn't want to be bothered to actually do anything about it. When my mom found my pot she would hide it in a really obvious place so I would find it and take it back so she didn't have to dispose of it. I was grounded pretty often but I would sit right next to them and talk incessantly until they got sick of me and told me to go somewhere.
Embarrassing but true story - My guy didn't plan on getting me anything for Valentine's Day last year. When he saw that I seemed disappointed, he rushed out and got a dozen pink carnations. He had seen me watching the episode of SATC recently where Berger gets Carrie pink carnations, and well, they break up. He saw me tearing up and believed I thought it was sweet when really, I had cramps, was pissed off that the only thing on was a SATC I had already seen, and the weather was terrible and I wanted to go for a walk. To top it off- I hate carnations, especially the pink ones. Anyone that knows me well would know it, it's well documented.
I am completely fascinated by "paid in trade". Do you get to choose what you want? Do you keep what you are wearing? What if it is hideous? So many questions.....
Oh, and I love you Tatiana.
Oh, and I love you Tatiana.
My "senior" at the last job fit into all three of those categories. She threw her lunch remains in my trash can on a good day. I too fantasize about sweet revenge. To quote another commenter, "Bitch has more issues than Reader's Digest".
Yes, it was totally ironic that Ricky didn't cry the week that he got kicked off.
I very frequently cry when I am frustrated or angry. I am usually frustrated or angry because my feelings are hurt by someone I actually care about or I feel out of control of my own peace and happiness and/or trapped. I also cry on a normal basis about bad things happening to good people, acts of kindness and consideration, triumph of the human spirit, and how much I love my dog. When I am drunk, I occasionally cry on my back porch while smoking cigarettes listening to sad songs, for those friends and family that I have lost, and all the injustice in the world. Sometimes (about one week out of the month I cry about everything but particularly touching TV moments. Oh, and I always cry when someone else cries because if you don't then that's just rude.
