"I will slowly, quietly die inside and then spend the rest of my life singing "Didn't We almost Have it All" to myself while rocking back and forth in the corner of my padded cell."
"I'm only down with this if it comes in a choose-your-own-adventure format that eventually leads to: a.) a dragon battle, b.) someone saying "I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids", or c.) death by getting chopped up by a speedboat."
"@braak: Those are probably the people who's parents are Republican, and would get their asses kicked at home if they breathed the word "liberal" to Mommy or Daddy."
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