If he'd pushed it just a little further into improbability, it would have been seen as satire, as mine was, and he'd have a job. Of course, it helped that I sent mine via singing gorilla wearing a red tuxedo and carrying a balloon gram. And that I was going for a job as a promotional copywriter (professional liar).
Context is everything.
What I don't get, quite honestly, is the premise of Hoekstra's ad at all. If Hoekstra is concerned about manufacturing jobs being outsourced to China, then why isn't he running on the legislation he and his House colleagues have introduced to either penalize companies for outsourcing jobs or rewarding companies that don't?
What's that? They haven't? Oh, well that explains it.
Funny, my almost-four-year saw that picture and said, "that's fucking awesome, dad."
Sorry, but if anything in this spleen venting rant were accurate, human beings would have gone the way of the Triceratops years ago. Fact is, babies are designed by evolution to be cute, and we are programmed as humans by evolution to find them so. What I suspect is that you are repulsed by the unloved baby you imagine you once were. I suggest you suck it up.
I take comfort in the fact that this nonsense is being uttered by someone stupid enough to think George W. Bush was a good idea. He needs to go through life wearing a helmet.
Let me see if I can summarize: dating is pointless and weird. People suck.
I can't believe they're naming high schools after that fatuous piece of shit. Then again, high school is an interminable length of time you just wish would be over.
She seems to have a special hate on for gays. Someone ask her out, please.
Dude! Shhhhhh!
Damned cat should have stayed off Yahoo! comments.
I think an Iraqi buried underneath a ton or ruble that used to be his home might argue the point, but that's just me.
"forcefully dictate that the United States' policy includes its helping the Jewish state obliterate its enemies.
And this differs from U.S. policy over the last 64 years how exactly?
The essential hypocrisy of Ron Paul isn't in how he travels, what he spends money on or money he gets for his district. The essential hypocrisy of Ron Paul is that he runs and serves as a Republican and not as a Libertarian. Despite their rhetoric, Republicans have no interest in shrinking the government; they just want to make sure that only the rich benefit from its excess.
Florence was also half a step flat throughout. But then, she always is. Is that her thing?
I'd be willing to be your salary that the people who work at Coke who "like" Pepsi do so because they work in marketing and they need to know what their biggest competitor is up to. It's the same phenomenon that explains 90% of my "likes."
I don't care who or what stadia are named for, as long as I can watch massive steroid cases launch themselves at each others skulls and give each other long-term brain damage for my amusement.
Pretty sure that was her diaphragm.
So if I were in talks to do voice-overs for Bank of America but they withdrew their offer because they found out I was a Communist who thinks all their corporate officers should be in jail, Ben Stein thinks I should be able to force BofA to offer me the contract despite my beliefs?
Good to know.
Girl needs to mind her own business.
Sure, let's give her the right to claim whatever age she wants. Next, maybe she'll take on Trans Union for me so that I can just make up my own credit score. Why not?
