@♥ dosido ☮: no! no i had not seen xkcd, which seems... wrong. very wrong. thank you.

i also like pictures for sad children. in kind of the same way. but with more science. and what we need more of is science.

Didn't that feel good?

I admit it was a bit immature to leave that first message public, and did not mean to put dear WVG on the spot, but Sweet Mother of GAWD, I could not resist.

Bria is an easy target, and I said as much to her. (I believe the phrase "stick in the mud" was used.) She really needs to lighten up. You saw the messages she left on my page? Those are just the public ones!

I try to keep my bitchery off the boards, but it's difficult. Especially when someone like Bria is peeing on our fun parade, picking apart every post for something to get all self-righteous about.

"How am I supposed to learn?" We're not hear to teach you, Honey.

So, thanks for the message, and I'm hear if you ever need to dish.

Jen

So glad you enjoyed the Playboy interview, Colin is utterly delightful in my opinion...in all regards!

My favorite part was all the pube issues. Stars, they're just like us!

What a delightful Colin link!

You are quite the delicious confection! And a pretty funny one at that.

Oddly enough, Crafty Ninja Robot Hamster is the mascot at my alma mater. True story.

That story about you getting BimboRolled had me in tears from laughing. Those are some evil, evil, genius friends.

Ha cha cha! Thanks for the awesomeness. For reals dude, she irks the living shit out of me. She whines and every fucking thread becomes about her. Jezebel isn't just here to be what she wants and needs it's for thousands of different women. Shet the feck up!
I just read her response- I had a busy weekend and couldn't get online...I had been annoyed by her all day on Friday- reading her previous complaints and some new ones- and when she started on there- well- that was it.
She sent me a private message, so likely I will respond a little something to her- but I was serious when I said I was done. I had a diatribe about her being a needy attention seeking child, but my nicer side made me delete it.
HAH. Also, I had been warned by some others that she is only 19 - and very young- and therefore I should go easy on her..but its so haaarrd.
Catch you in the threads-
Z

You should check a website called Stop Staring for a dress. Not expensive and very pretty remakes of 30s and 40s dresses

Really? Which thread? I'm sure he'll dig himself another hole soon enough.

Oh, no worries--love your comments too. And good riddance to bad trash! XO, have a great weekend.

Oh no, you're not wound up at all! That was an inflammatory comment and just really gross. I sent a message to hortense but I know that more than one complaint can merit banning and she said s/he was banned. Whoever that person is, they obviously get a rise out of being flippant and obnoxious. I wouldn't have said anything or tried to encourage anyone else, but like I said, I know more than one complaint can mean axeing and that asshole needed to go on the block. That story is so f-cking upsetting that I'm still sick to my stomach just thinking about it.

I sent in an execution nom for ninety_nine and encourage everyone to do the same--she was running around gawker telling a story about leaving a dog to die in a hole and was a huge jerk about it, would rather not have that crap here, too.

hi D
i truly *did* love cat and pony, and the funny little song made sunlight of my whole day.

wonderful cat and pony video thanks!

Thanks for the happy birthday message! And also, your cartoons are GREAT!!!!

First of all, I want to thank you again for that brilliant poem. I think I'm going to cross-stitch it on a pillow! About Facebook, I have a profile with my commenter name (under Political PartyGirl) AND one with my real identity. Now THAT is time-consuming! So I guess you could think of Facebook as a time suck. Or you could think of it as merely improving on the time you already spend online! Plus, if you live in an area with lots of Jezebels, you can find out about happy hours ahead of time. If you do decide to succumb, make sure you friend me or I'll never speak to you again!

Seriously, we are getting a crush on you.