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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. More »
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#filmschooled
Precious Coming To A Town Near You… Eventually
Precious — only in four cities right now — will expand to 175 venues this weekend, and should be in 600-700 theaters nationwide on Nov. 20. "This isn't a sprint for us, it's a marathon," the distributor says. [The Wrap] More » -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: More » -
#yawn
Gossip Girl Threesome: Crappy, Like The Show
Instead of threesome, it should have been called "Hilary Duff kisses a girl." Here's what happened: More »
