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#printedmatters
In The Internet Age, Does Anyone Still Like Catalogs?
…Besides me, of course? Greg Beato wrote a piece for Reason titled, "Where The Consumer Is King: In Praise Of Mail-Order Catalogs." He writes, "It seems that old-fashioned mail-order catalogs will soon be as extinct as the PalmPilot." Sad! More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked.
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#politicalparties
Details Essential At White House State Dinner
The White House state dinner last night was, according to NPR, the "most formal of all dinners." That means protocol was "critical," and no detail was overlooked. More » -
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#thingsthatsuck
Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] More » -
#dirtbag
Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
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#todayincatalogs
Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one.
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#madwomen
Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
In this interview, Weiner talks about the disintegration of Betty and Don's marriage, the infamous lawn mower incident and Joan's husband joining the army: "What will happen to him and what will happen to them, who knows?" [The Daily Beast] More » -
#soapscum
Some Highlights From Today's General Hospital, Starring James Franco
You know what? James Franco's acting style is fascinating: He murmurs like he's drunk; slits his eyes like he's stoned. Or maybe he's not acting? Is he in character or is he not even trying? It's impossible to tell. More » -
#clips
Lady Gaga Addresses Her Worst Rumor
Last night, Jay Leno had Lady Gaga perform on his show, and afterward, she sat down for some tea and a chat. When asked, "What is the worst rumor about you," Ms. Gaga answered quite honestly. More »
