dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Vanity Fair: Tina Fey Drops 30 Pounds, Is Scarred For Life

"@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Ahh yes, here it is: [jezebel.com]"

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Military Heroine Discovers That Saving A Man Doesn't Make Him Respect You

"She saved my life, but she shouldn't have been there in the first place. What a pair of dickwads."

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Violet Affleck Bites The Hand That Feeds Her

"I'm really really hoping that Blind Item about Ben is not true. [gawker.com] (#3)"

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Vanity Fair: Tina Fey Drops 30 Pounds, Is Scarred For Life

"@Twerpsichore: I thought there was a post on here not too long ago about some dude going on and on about how much weight Vaughn had put on."

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Helena Bonham Carter's Kid Makes Sure To Heel

"@badmutha: Even the bird in the background is saying the same thing."

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Booby Crap

"Also, where is the vaginal rejuvenation jar?????"

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Booby Crap

"I'd buy it ONLY if it had sparkly tassels on the boobs."

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Black Friday: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death In Early Morning Stampede

"@SweetSerengeti: I don't have kids, but when at Ross with my my 4 year old nephew, I let him have one toy and he picked this Spiderman 3 box of Legos. We get home, he pulls out tiny Spiderman and proceeds to shove the Legos out of the way played with Spidey and the BOX."

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Turkey Day: Are You A Kitchen Slaver, Or Shirker?

"@kellyhelene: low LOW heat."

dirtybee says we bee obama jammin commented on Why Do Women Sleep Around?

"I always figured this: If your current partner (boyfriend, husband, fuck buddy, WHATEVER) would be stupid enough to ask you how many sexual partners you've had and you happen to give him/her a greater number than the # of partners he has had, then you're a slut. Person asking = x You = y If sexual partners is Z, and y(z)>x(z), Y is a slut. Sorry the more wine I drink, the easier it is for me to explain shit in a mathematical sense."