There is the thing - I normally "surprise" him with stupid and cute things that making him dinner doesn't seem out of the ordinary. Example: SO was having a bad day at work, so I bought a dozen filled balloons and taped them around the house to cheer him up. Three days ago I felt like baking him a cake so I did.
I just feel bad because perhaps he did want to do something special but I just fucked it all up.
Im 31 and I started getting bunions almost three years ago. Foot and back pain are the worst. #Groupthink
I don't know what my issue is with Valentine's Day this year. This is the first time I didnt buy a SO a gift and I feel so bad.
Thing is, this holiday stresses me out. About a week ago, I pulled my boyfriend aside to talk about how I don't like the holiday and that he didn't need to get me anything. I did tell him that if the holiday meant something to him then perhaps I could make a nice dinner for us. His reply was that it was a womans holiday and he didnt care much for it. I thought "awesome" and planned to make him his fave dinner tonight. Well, he got me a lil something last night (no flowers, thank dog) and keeps saying "Happy Valentine's, baby".
As a woman, I'm sure I'm a lone ranger in thinking this way, but I try to show my SO that I love him and care for him everyday. But I feel like an ass. And the thing is that I SHOULD be happy and wearing red, because I have a good man that loves me, but I just don't. It sucks when you're single because if you don't get a big fucking Teddy bear with 16 chocolate kabobs sticking out of its gut, then you don't feel important. And if you're in a loving relationship, then you're obligated to do something today or you look (and / or feel) like a dick if you don't.
But if I'm just an asshole (aka the Vday Grinch) then someone just say it. #Groupthink
Can't ... avert...eyes....
Frankly, I was more offended at having Madonna thrust her crotch at each camera she could find. Flipping the bird? Not so much.
I like you.
The "s" used for the Nazi SS was actually a Nordic rune symbol (sig); the graphics designer that created the SS logo used two Sig runic symbols. Sounds similar to the way the Nazi's used the swastika to mean something completely different.
I wish we could be exposed more often to awesome role-models like her, not dipshits like the Kardashians.
Mama like.
I am by no means a Patriots fan, but I do respect Tom Brady for starting off as an underdog and becoming one of the best quarterbacks in the league. Attractive? Meh....
Nah. His camera says:
"Los Locos kick your ass!
Los Locos kick your face!
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"
"Los Locos kick your ass!
Los Locos kick your face!
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!"
I can picture a whole lot of people stepping away from the TV during halftime.
This reminds me of one of my favorite books.
Fuck, I miss Oregon :(
Boyfriend: I love you, every inch of you. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girlfriend: So what you are saying is that you love me for my eyes?
Girlfriend: So what you are saying is that you love me for my eyes?
FAIL.
There are some days, just some days when someone says something so unbelievably ignorant, it makes you laugh. Thanks for the laugh!
"It means that I can never have my body just be my body anymore."
Sweetie, try being "fluffy" and then we can talk.
I'm throwing a Séance Party this year, just for the Giants. The Cowboys have officially become my Red Sox to football.
This is perfect!
I think there is a fine line between being "obsessed" and actually posing pictures of boobs, ass and vag on a tumblr. I mean, I love dick and all, but you don't see me posting pictures of erect dicks on my tumblr.
