He has NICE lips, when he's not worried about them.
@Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling: If anyone reads this: I had an epic fight with the hubs, when in a single day he watched "Black Snake Moan" and "I Know Who Killed Me". Torture pron is so not-entertaining. The hubs says I have issues.

If I didn't before, I fuckinA do now.

He should move to Porpoise Spit. Muriel was a baaaad girl.
Black Snake Moan. SO BAD, WTF were you thinking?
Thelma and Louise = The Hottest Pitt. OMG.
Never fly in tight jeans, OUCH!
@mslewis: Are you hot and under 30?
The Brazilian upset that alcohol was spilled when she chocked a bitch was the best laugh of the night.
Shot Giver laid on her back on the bar, knees up. She is part of the Adrenaline Crew (adrenalinecrew.com). They're bragging on their website that she gets crazy "just like the guys". They have a clip of Rodeo advising her to quit drinking.

Yeah, I googled. It's just THAT GOOD!

Child abuse: Allowing that kid to discuss breastfeeding on national TV at age 6. He doesn't know the power of the media. This infuriates me. Kids have no idea what they are signing up for.
Beatdown at the swingset in T minus 10-9-8...
Blackberry Rosebud Salve! Something in Vogue I can afford!
Mayo. Private Mayo, sir.
Pompeii=Many stone dicks! Loved it.
Baffle 'em w/ brains or dazzle 'em w/ bullshit. Either way.
@marviehead: That kind of made my miserable day. Thanks!
@theopeneye: Dog = a Westie, I think. They are terriers.
Many of these girls are failed in so many ways. My son's 15 yr old classmate's parents encouraged her affair with a 35 yr. old married father, a drill sergeant at their school. He got psycho and controlling. Ultimately stabbed her. The parents thought he could "straighten her out". I got beat by a few boyfriends, stalked for years by one. It really IS low self-esteem, I think, that attracts them. Can you teach self esteem? I don't know, but you can try.
I have real pearls. Why wouldn't Michelle O?
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