deweydecimated commented on Dressless Brides Picket Bankrupt Millburn NJ Bridal Shop

"I wore my mom's dress."

deweydecimated commented on Woot Customer Demands Non-Existent Black iPod Headphones

"Dear Woot, Print the original complaint email on a Woot shirt."

deweydecimated commented on NBC Wants You To Know That Sarah Palin Has NOT Been Confirmed For SNL, Gosh Darn It

"hellodarling, depending on where you live, you may still have time to register again."

deweydecimated commented on Just What The Heck Is MonaVie, And Should I Sell It?

"There was a great article in the Summer 2008 issue of Brain, Child magazine on MLMs: most people leave within a year, and lose money, friends and sometimes family in the process."

deweydecimated commented on Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

"@might as well live: Who is the additional guitarist in the back?? And I am distracted by the feathers, and wanted more lyrics about halfway into Human."

deweydecimated commented on What Will You Do If Sarah Palin Gets Elected?

"Declare my 2012 candidacy."

deweydecimated commented on Sarah Palin Is Annoyed, And We Don't Care

"There are screamingly obvious 'pulling out' jokes to be made here, folks...."

deweydecimated commented on Project Runway: Suede's Disaster & Joe's Becky Home Ecky

"@Inkymonkey: Hey, no insulting the librarians! I wish Leanne could have positioned the half-round thing in a more prominent way on the jacket."

deweydecimated commented on The advertising campaign for

"Actually, to me it's not so much the smoking end that's bothering me as the phallic cap aimed at crotch."

deweydecimated commented on Duracell's New Ad: 'Oh No Your Kid Just Got Stolen!'

"Honestly, what's wrong with this ad is the big hug at the end."