demetria23 commented on Obama Cabinet Scandal: Where's Bill Richardson's Beard?

"The actual reason: Bill Richardson said on TV that he lost the beard because there was a lot of white showing and it was hard to maintain. The actual actual reason: Chuck Norris said there could only be one beard on the Cabinet, and Obama was making him Secretary of Kung Fu."

demetria23 commented on Is It Possible for Funny People to Be All That Funny?

"I'm still waiting for the Krusty the Klown biopic."

demetria23 commented on Prince Says God Against Homosexuality

"@drunkexpatwriter: Ashley Alexandra Dupre turns down a reality TV show so she can join Teach for America."

demetria23 commented on Terrible Jobs For Ex-Magaziners

"Last night I was talking to two of my friends who got laid off in the past two weeks, and another one who had seen many of his co-workers sacked."

demetria23 commented on Andy Samberg Just Wants To Paint His Friend

"I think 90% of the sketches had some gay joke in there."

demetria23 commented on Happy Birthday, You're Fired!

"I got laid off last year three hours before my birthday party."

demetria23 commented on Three Reasons Why Radar Was Too Late

"This is awful, even if it isn't surprising."

demetria23 commented on Things To Do With $100 Million

"@El_Feo: Columbia J-school is actually really generous with scholarships."

demetria23 commented on To All The Sad Young White Media Interns Working For Free…

"I was recruited for some minority internships in college, which I thought made sense because most American newspapers/magazines are mostly white."

demetria23 commented on Scare Headlines

"FYI the WSJ has had the same six-column 42-point headline for the past four days."