"Maybe, in order to downsize, you don't hire an event planner to help you downsize.
and also, maybe, you don't utter Gabriel Garcia Marquez's name in the same sentence with Martha freakin' Stewart.
Only cause that's so much more passe than potatoes at the dinner table."
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