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cynon83 commented on Hi Lindsay. Yeah, We're Looking At You
" Wow."
cynon83 commented on Natalie Portman: Pissed? Or Pensive?
" Hot, would be my assessment."
cynon83 commented on Amy Winehouse, Hubby Prove That Tans Make Everyone Look Healthier
" ...oh yeah, and of COURSE I could just skip over those posts, but like, what would be the fun in that??"
" I have no money, having just totaled my car, but is there anything else I could offer to get you ladies to please, please PLEASE stop reporting on this skank?"
cynon83 commented on What Do You Fear Most About The Terrorists Winning?
" ..."
" Thanks to the TaliBush fucking over this great nation of 'merika, in some ways, those animals have already won..."
cynon83 commented on Britney Spears Hits Liquor Store; Buys Ham Sandwich, Snapple; Eats, Spills Snapple On Self
" Well now, let's see..."
cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew
" @BiscuitDoughJones: Well, I did mention that her wrists were incorrectly tied, so yes, the execution is far from perfect."
" @nigerienne: "UNSEXY"???"
" For those of you who don't understand, that getup is based on BDSM attire."
cynon83 commented on Amy & Blake: Tanned, Rested And Ready
" Why, why WHY must you continue to inflict these two dirtbags on us? Now I gotta go wash my eyes out. "
cynon83 commented on Sex Advice From A Somewhat Asexual-Looking Man
" Ah, the female orgasm."
cynon83 commented on Diane Keaton Officially Enters "Little Old Lady" Phase
" Little old bag lady, maybe."
cynon83 commented on Fuck All The Boys: Women, Air Guitar, Glory
" Obviously the first picture is of someone who's never actually even um..."
cynon83 commented on Ali Larter Practices Her Princess Diana Wave
" She is way, way hot, but I hear um..."
cynon83 commented on Nicole Richie's "Bump": A Boy Or A Girl?
" The picture would have looked way better if she wasn't wearing a bra under that top... "
cynon83 commented on Ali Lohan Copies Her Older Sister's Bitch Face
" holy crap, she's a hottie!"
cynon83 commented on Tara Reid's Swimsuit Needs A Leeeetle More Fabric
" Hey, is that a naked breast we can see over her shoulder?"
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http://jezebel.com/298416/cynon83 commented on Amy Winehouse, Hubby Prove That Tans Make Everyone Look Healthier
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http://jezebel.com/297693/cynon83 commented on What Do You Fear Most About The Terrorists Winning?
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http://jezebel.com/297602/cynon83 commented on Britney Spears Hits Liquor Store; Buys Ham Sandwich, Snapple; Eats, Spills Snapple On Self
http://jezebel.com/296684/cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew
http://jezebel.com/296284/cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew
http://jezebel.com/296284/cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew
http://jezebel.com/296284/cynon83 commented on Amy & Blake: Tanned, Rested And Ready
http://jezebel.com/296103/cynon83 commented on Sex Advice From A Somewhat Asexual-Looking Man
http://jezebel.com/295249/cynon83 commented on Diane Keaton Officially Enters "Little Old Lady" Phase
http://jezebel.com/294769/cynon83 commented on Fuck All The Boys: Women, Air Guitar, Glory
http://jezebel.com/290501/cynon83 commented on Ali Larter Practices Her Princess Diana Wave
http://jezebel.com/290208/cynon83 commented on Nicole Richie's "Bump": A Boy Or A Girl?
http://jezebel.com/290068/cynon83 commented on Ali Lohan Copies Her Older Sister's Bitch Face
http://jezebel.com/286561/cynon83 commented on Tara Reid's Swimsuit Needs A Leeeetle More Fabric
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