cynon83 commented on Hi Lindsay. Yeah, We're Looking At You

" Wow."

cynon83 commented on Natalie Portman: Pissed? Or Pensive?

" Hot, would be my assessment."

cynon83 commented on Amy Winehouse, Hubby Prove That Tans Make Everyone Look Healthier

" ...oh yeah, and of COURSE I could just skip over those posts, but like, what would be the fun in that??"

cynon83 commented on Amy Winehouse, Hubby Prove That Tans Make Everyone Look Healthier

" I have no money, having just totaled my car, but is there anything else I could offer to get you ladies to please, please PLEASE stop reporting on this skank?"

cynon83 commented on What Do You Fear Most About The Terrorists Winning?

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cynon83 commented on What Do You Fear Most About The Terrorists Winning?

" Thanks to the TaliBush fucking over this great nation of 'merika, in some ways, those animals have already won..."

cynon83 commented on Britney Spears Hits Liquor Store; Buys Ham Sandwich, Snapple; Eats, Spills Snapple On Self

" Well now, let's see..."

cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew

" @BiscuitDoughJones: Well, I did mention that her wrists were incorrectly tied, so yes, the execution is far from perfect."

cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew

" @nigerienne: "UNSEXY"???"

cynon83 commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal In Goth Lingerie: Ew

" For those of you who don't understand, that getup is based on BDSM attire."

cynon83 commented on Amy & Blake: Tanned, Rested And Ready

" Why, why WHY must you continue to inflict these two dirtbags on us? Now I gotta go wash my eyes out. "

cynon83 commented on Sex Advice From A Somewhat Asexual-Looking Man

" Ah, the female orgasm."

cynon83 commented on Diane Keaton Officially Enters "Little Old Lady" Phase

" Little old bag lady, maybe."

cynon83 commented on Fuck All The Boys: Women, Air Guitar, Glory

" Obviously the first picture is of someone who's never actually even um..."

cynon83 commented on Ali Larter Practices Her Princess Diana Wave

" She is way, way hot, but I hear um..."

cynon83 commented on Nicole Richie's "Bump": A Boy Or A Girl?

" The picture would have looked way better if she wasn't wearing a bra under that top... "

cynon83 commented on Ali Lohan Copies Her Older Sister's Bitch Face

" holy crap, she's a hottie!"

cynon83 commented on Tara Reid's Swimsuit Needs A Leeeetle More Fabric

" Hey, is that a naked breast we can see over her shoulder?"