curlyjoe commented on Flashback: Madonna And Sandra Bernhard On Letterman

"What wonders modern dentistry does to a woman."

curlyjoe commented on Which Is Worse: Roman Polanski Banging A 13-Year-Old Or Hollywood Blindly Embracing Him Despite It All?

"@Slut Machine: I'm with you SM."

curlyjoe commented on Which Is Worse: Roman Polanski Banging A 13-Year-Old Or Hollywood Blindly Embracing Him Despite It All?

"Give the man a break, he was a holocaust survivor and lost his wife to Charlie Manson."

curlyjoe commented on Loose Lips

"@lucyjae: Good question...."

curlyjoe commented on Loose Lips

"Those were the days."

curlyjoe commented on That Guy From Gossip Girl, Buying Coke!

"@The Merovingian Princess: Come on?"

curlyjoe commented on Heidi Montag Cashes In

"Please stop treating her and Spencer like they're real celebrities."

curlyjoe commented on Crimes Against the Mammaries: Nominees Crush, Contort And Maul Their Breasts In Quest For Daytime Excellence

"Days of Our Lives' Rachel Melvin's armpit-stain colored petticoat of a dress needs some dusting and/or bleaching."

curlyjoe commented on Dr. Robert Rey: Peddler Of Silicone AND Self-Esteem For The Masses

"OMG, is this the first Dr Rey item on Jezebel?? I have a first hand encounter with him."

curlyjoe commented on Agyness Deyn Has Cramps

"High-waisted jeans are back??!!"