meaghan2k commented

"Working title: How I Tamed a Firecrotch."

meaghan2k commented on Remember When Sorority Girls Could Not Buy True Religions Without Leaving Campus?

"@ADismalScience: Hey, I signed up for a credit card and I got a pretty rad shirt that said "College" on it, just like Bluto's shirt in Animal House."

meaghan2k commented on Michael Phelps' Chest To Host SNL

"@meaghan2k: *non-actor, I mean."

meaghan2k commented on Michael Phelps' Chest To Host SNL

"He should probably ask Peyton for some tips, for Peyton is the greatest non-celebrity since Rudy Guiliani to host the show, in my humble yet correct opinion."

meaghan2k commented on Transsexual Girl Way More Successful at Being a Girl Than Regular Girls

"@miasma-protege: Those god damn gingers."

meaghan2k commented on Transsexual Girl Way More Successful at Being a Girl Than Regular Girls

"@CodePink: I get asked out 85 times a week."

meaghan2k commented on Transsexual Girl Way More Successful at Being a Girl Than Regular Girls

"@Werrick: I'm a naturally born woman and I walk like a trucker (according to my mom.)"

meaghan2k commented on Watching Rich People Makes All the Misery of Being Poor Just Disappear

"@AirforceAmy: Roseanne and All in the Family, with their brown couches and crappy armchairs."

meaghan2k commented on The Olympic Hookup Scene, Continued

"@muckpond: How to apologize."

meaghan2k commented on The Olympic Hookup Scene, Continued

"@katastic: Just writing "strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles that give then great stamina in bed" made me nearly pass out."

meaghan2k commented on The Olympic Hookup Scene, Continued

"@katastic: I'm a big fan of against the wall foolishness."

meaghan2k commented on The Olympic Hookup Scene, Continued

"@punkthis: Nah, I saw it."

meaghan2k commented on Help This Bisexual Woman Find the New York Times-Reading, Not Overweight, Sceney Lady of Her Dreams

"@Unfun: I will take your word for it."

meaghan2k commented on Help This Bisexual Woman Find the New York Times-Reading, Not Overweight, Sceney Lady of Her Dreams

"Also, I love how this broad is surprised that she didn't find anyone on Craigslist."

meaghan2k commented on Which Celebrity Couple Demonstrates Their Love Through Cocaine?

"@mfarris70: Wait, one more, and then you can head to The Surreal Life Season 9- You and the Montauk Monster. /end joke."

meaghan2k commented on Which Celebrity Couple Demonstrates Their Love Through Cocaine?

"@Dave J.: mfarris70 & Jessica Rabbit"

meaghan2k commented on Help This Bisexual Woman Find the New York Times-Reading, Not Overweight, Sceney Lady of Her Dreams

"She's bi-sexual, but she doesn't want men. So what's the other thing making her bi? Uh-oh..."