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"Ah."

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"@Your Screenplay Sucks: I completely agree."

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"St."

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"Fuck, it's 9:33 in the am, and I'm already crying over the fact that she was denied even one last smell of her husband."

whatever commented on Palin Didn't Know Continents Vs. Countries: McCain Leak

"@llamalash: Exactly."

whatever commented on Madonna To Replace Guy With Gwyneth?

"Just a small correction."

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"Damn you Jezebel, you made me like Celine Dion for 1:37 seconds."