ceejceej commented on There's A New Beyotch In Town...

" @Sally Tomato: Ditto and what's up girl!"

ceejceej commented on Jon Lovitz vs. Andy Dick: The Laugh Factory Beat-Down

" I'm printing my "Team Lovitz" tee right now..."

ceejceej commented on Bleeding? Insecure? Dying To Sleep With Me? Help Me Jezebel!

" Hell, I just whip out the tamp and say, "Thanks for the surf and turf, but I'm riding the crimson wave!" then make a bee line, purse in hand, to the loo. "

ceejceej commented on Here's Our Winner! 'Redbook' Shatters Our 'Faith' In Well, Not Publishing, But Maybe God

" Jez, yall never seen this site? [glennferon.com] it's the stuff of legend"

ceejceej commented on Here's Our Winner! 'Redbook' Shatters Our 'Faith' In Well, Not Publishing, But Maybe God

" @Trixie from Toronto: Srsly!"

ceejceej commented on How Geek Squad Steals Your Porn

" @Adept: Never borrowed a CD from a relative or friend?"

ceejceej commented on How Geek Squad Steals Your Porn

" @Caswell: Amen."

ceejceej commented on The Unsluttification Of Bratz?

" @GingerVitis: I think I'd rather give my coco-skinned daughters a good old-fashioned color complex than make them into sluts. "

ceejceej commented on Choking Concerns Prompt Gerber To Recall Organic Rice And Oatmeal Cereals

" @The_Shadow: I gathered from the article that these lumps just won't dissolve, no matter how hard you try."

ceejceej commented on Greyhound Bites Family

" When I was flat broke and living in NYC, I had to take the Greyhound to Boston for a job interview."