"Dear beautiful body-
i'm sorry that my pre-25 eating habits got us stretch marks before we've even had a child together
i'm sorry for all that stuff i put up my nose between 2003-2006, and the seemingly constant sinus infections that resulted...not to mention the "great depression" of 2004
i'm sorry i eat foods that create exorbitant amounts of gas (well, maybe I should be apologizing to my friends on this one)
i'm sorry for shoving my size 10.5 feet into those size 9.5 Sauconys for the entire semester I was in Florence."
"at first glance, i thought this was a fundraiser for the dude who got kicked off of Real World LA, who pulled the blanket off of Tami..."it wasn't not funny!"
i guess i just immediately equated him with spousal battery"
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