carmenmiranda commented on Skin-Lightening Creams Popular In Arab World • 14-Year-Old FLDS Leader "Wife" Taken To Foster Care

"@Charmingbutalarminglydisarming:You better believe it and it is next to the Slimming and Whitening Two in One Soap and the Breast Firming Soap."

carmenmiranda commented on Skin-Lightening Creams Popular In Arab World • 14-Year-Old FLDS Leader "Wife" Taken To Foster Care

"I live in the Middle East and right beside the skin whightening products are vagina tightening soaps, no, they're not on a rope."

carmenmiranda commented on Does Kylie Minogue Have Something To Hide?

"@sayanything: and is that Harold growing out of the side of her head?"

carmenmiranda commented on Beauty, Sexuality Are In The Eye Of The Beholder

"As an ooorstrayan, I was so happy that K-Rudd became Prime Minister, now he's let me down a little, with this stance and the hysteria it's blown up, I am leaning more towards Krudd as his name today.The original Bill Henson exhibition was closed down, but the online media showed all the images."

carmenmiranda commented on Ganja Queen: The Most Convincing Argument To Never Check Your Luggage When Flying

"From today's Sydney Morning Herald - [www.smh.com.au] It is also interesting that Michelle Leslie, an Australian model, got hammered by the Australian Press and public for wearing an abaya to court and paying off the authorities to get off ectasy possession charges, but at least she and her family knew how to play the game as such, and she is now back in Australia, free and abaya less.This was played badly right from the start for Schapelle, because of the bogan factor."

carmenmiranda commented on Ganja Queen: The Most Convincing Argument To Never Check Your Luggage When Flying

"@missmonster: Thanks for bringing up the Bali Nine, they are 100% guilty but they are a bunch of kids who got a holiday to Bali in exchange for muling heroin."

carmenmiranda commented on A New Face For Marc Jacobs?

"Does Jane Winkworth have a range of Heg Brogues, you could wear to the White House?"

carmenmiranda commented on The Pigman: A Day No Friends Would Die

"'Hating Alison Ashley' was made into a movie a couple of years ago with Delta Goodrem (Australian Singer) cast as Alison Ashley."

carmenmiranda commented on Billie Piper's Vaginal Monologues Make Call Girl Attractive

"Series Two will be recorded according to British media."

carmenmiranda commented on Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Premieres; Fictional Hooker Blows

"EXTERMINATE!"

carmenmiranda commented on When Is A Bad Tattoo A Dealbreaker?

"My Dad, who is in his seventies, straightest man on Earth, who still thinks all of his children have ever inhaled and were virgins the day they got married, picked me up at the airport after a 30 hour hell flight, was driving me home when he rolled up his old man shirt sleeve to show me, a really bad playing card tattoo with the name of his wife, saying she was the 'ace of wives'."

carmenmiranda commented on Crying! Shitting! Stripping! Please Share Your Most Undignified Day At The Office

"I used to work in a home office, where I would have to walk past my boss's bedroom to get in the front door of the office (the bedroom was a separate cabin)."

carmenmiranda commented on Sex And The City, The Movie: The Insanity Begins In Earnest

"I have been devastated since Thursday when it announced that the film was banned in the Middle Eastern country I reside in, mainly because I wanted to se ehow crap it was for myself!"