"@ClassicTidy: Sometimes people get defensive when they're accused of something that they didn't do and the idea of which they find vomit-inducing over and over and over."
"@sammyboombaladdy: I used to serve at a place where we would have celebrities on a semi-regular basis, and trust me, for large numbers of them, whatever you comp and take off the bill, they're not tipping on."
"@galalefey: I have a local ad that trumps all:
"Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center, Don't suffer in silence"
That's an honest to god jingle that I'm treated to a couple of times a day."
"@tscheese: This line alone makes that link worth it:
"The writings of Marco Polo refer to the marmot as "Maharaja's Mantit.""
I'm going to think about that and giggle all day."
"@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: So long as Vermeil hasn't developed Alzheimer's, I'm ready to go have a hunger strike on his lawn until he comes back.
Actually, even with Alzheimer's, Vermeil will be better than Herm.
That said, I'm still looking forward to tricking a friend who's coming to town for the Saint's game next week into wearing Chief's gear since she likely has no cold weather clothing."
Jesus, what is it with the bugs this summer? Every morning I feel like I have to hack through foliage and huge new spider webs to get into my car for work! I feel like I can't even walk out into my back yard with my daughter in the evening without wearing a hazmat suit. One evening I looked down and I had FOUR mosquitoes on my right ankle!
Jesus, what is it with the bugs this summer? Every morning I feel like I have to hack through foliage and huge new spider webs to get into my car for work! I feel like I can't even walk out into my back yard with my daughter in the evening without wearing a hazmat suit. One evening I looked down and I had FOUR mosquitoes on my right ankle!
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