AthertonMerriweather commented on Reader Roundup

"Maybe the Jezebel at the masthead has a German accent we aren't aware of."

hortense commented on CRISIS!

"Where is the Continental when we need him!?!"

hortense commented on A Literary Critique Of Layoff Memos

"Subtle: All "we" until the final sentence, when the only "I" kicks in."

hortense commented on Shannen Doherty: Where There's Smoke There's Ire

""I hate you both!"

hortense commented on Self-Help Books Are Not Just For Desperate Twits

"@stacyinbean: That workbook is awesome."

hortense commented on Blind Item!

"Gwen Ifill?"

hortense commented on Arianna Huffington: Blogging Is Like STDs, But More Fun

"@v-dubs: Let's try to stay on topic!"

hortense commented on Abortion (Research) Will Be The Death Of Us

"Every time a bell rings, an angel is all, "Yeah, I had an abortion and I'm still in Heaven."

hortense commented on Walking Away

"She should follow Christian Siriano's lead and try to strike up a vegan footwear line with Payless."

hortense commented on Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome

"This is like all of those assholes who will buy their kid a puppy this Christmas, because it's so cute, even though they are not financially or emotionally prepared for the addition of a dog to their family. It's not a toy; it's a living thing."