@Hell_No_Kitty: My 8 year old niece just started her period. I feel for her so much. She has a twin sister who is her complete opposite, almost a foot shorter, very fair-skinned, and I hate to say this, much smarter. It's not her fault, there's just something going on in her head (dyslexia, maybe?) that's holding her back, so she's not on the same educational level as other 8 year olds. It's more like a 5 year old getting her period, and I know she's scared and feels weird and probably feels like a freak, which is how I felt when I got my period at the "normal" age of 12. I don't know if she's getting taunted at school, but as someone who went through the something like what she's going through, what do you think I can say to her without making her feel even weirder?
@GirlAnachronism: I got a Lots O Huggin' Bear and Mr. Pricklepants from Toy Story 3. OMG, Lotso smells like strawberries and Mr. Pricklepants is just so presh.
@myprozacdream: Yup, I got to meet him and take a crappy picture AND get my poster autographed!
Ahh, you guys, I'm gonna see John Waters this Friday!! Has anyone ever been to one of his Christmas shows? I would love to know if he ever does autographs afterwards and how to get one. I met Mink Stole a few months ago and she signed a poster for me. If I could get John's signature on the poster too....oh god, I would die SO happy!
@BytheSea: You seem to have understood that story, so I'll ask you. Why is dried up flower petals a sign to get the hell out of Dodge?
Hi, Mick! Long time fan here (still got a couple of WCW/ECW/WWF shirts in a box somewhere!)
My question is about my boyfriend. We've been together for a little over a year and I love him so much! But oh my god, he has terrible breath. Despite scraping his tongue and brushing his teeth and all that good stuff, he still has what we refer to as "poop mouth," which makes kissing him not so awesome. I'm sure in your profession you've had to get awfully close to some less than pleasant smelling fellows, so how do you cope with these things?
Thank you, Mick! Keep on keepin' on!
My question is about my boyfriend. We've been together for a little over a year and I love him so much! But oh my god, he has terrible breath. Despite scraping his tongue and brushing his teeth and all that good stuff, he still has what we refer to as "poop mouth," which makes kissing him not so awesome. I'm sure in your profession you've had to get awfully close to some less than pleasant smelling fellows, so how do you cope with these things?
Thank you, Mick! Keep on keepin' on!
Did anyone else read his "grown-up" novel Superstitious? I remember being in 8th grade and feeling like I was getting away with something terrible reading that book. My best friend and I were both reading it at the same time and would come to school ready to share our favorite naughty passages. I still remember the line that had us both laughing so hard: "I want a little Irish in me tonight, Liam."
@otherginger: My friends and I regularly quoted this movie in high school, so it might be closer to 10 people.
@certainlynotrosemary: Stealing this. Thanks, you rule!
@Love Monkey: Maybe you can score a spot on the next Jersey Shore? Those kids are on just as many tabloid covers!
Something similar happened to me when I was a kid, maybe 7 or so, except the damn thing was IN MY EAR. Since then, I've been afraid of wearing earrings with the same type of back thingies. I don't know the proper name, so back thingy it is.
Wait, Whip It and The Town are in competition with one another? Where's the relation? Actor-turned-director movies? Movies that both have a blond actress? Movies that are both set in America? I don't see what one has to do with the other.
"They" always say to pee before and after sex, but who can pee that much?? It's not like my bf and I have marathon sex sessions where enough time has passed that I can pee before and after, I'm talking like, 20? 30? minutes, there's no way I can pee twice in that amount of time. I just stick to after.
I read somewhere else that the 30k was offered to him if Vinnie were to let them make a cast of his "watermelon" and sell it as a sex toy. Something involving a product called Clone-a-Willy.
@Maritsa: My boyfriend and I decided he looks like Sam Rockwell, so we call him Sam Rockabillywell. As you can see, we're intellectual giants.
@alexandrahamilton: It's like when Homer was asked to climb the Muderhorn and more clouds kept clearing to reveal how much higher the actual peak was. My love for Tim Gunn can be expressed in Simpsons metaphors. Delightful!
@nansense: You're fucking wonderful. That made me laugh a big hearty snorty laugh that started my cat.
@CandyBacon: Jenni has a black belt in something, I can't remember what, but I kept thinking during the fight that she was definitely holding back, in addition to being held back.
@cowboy killer: His name was Tom, I think he was introduced in the 4th season.
And I've been telling people about Upchuck being married to Christina Hendricks for months! No one knows who I'm talking about (in reference to him), so I'm glad that Devil movie is coming out because now I can point to that. "The guy with dark curly hair, yeah him!"
And I've been telling people about Upchuck being married to Christina Hendricks for months! No one knows who I'm talking about (in reference to him), so I'm glad that Devil movie is coming out because now I can point to that. "The guy with dark curly hair, yeah him!"
Dodai, you have inspired me to adopt a signature accessory ala your red flower. I think I'll go with a blue macaw on my shoulder. Or an eyepatch. Maybe I just really want to be a pirate, I don't know, but I'm going to rock it just like you!
