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"oh noes!"

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"BLEEN! *ducks*"

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Marie Conde, the "bad-ass

"I'm a bad-ass mama."

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Russell Crowe's Kid: Groom With A View

"@yo soy la mala: It looks more to me like a nubbly wool rather than velvet. And I have to say that this is a step up from the greasy, ball-airing Russell of last week."

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea

"@pinkyBella: Yes, but she is a wife!"

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Rebecca Romijn Looks Back In Anger

"I wish my butt had looked that good when I was pregnant."

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"@Booksandchocolate: Me too!"

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Loose Lips

"Do you mean "largesse" as in generosity or "largeness"?"

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Russell Crowe Opens Up

"@JudgeFudge: I'm going to be laughing at this one all day!"

boxingoctopus should sleep while... commented on Sarah Palin: From Maverick To Rogue To Sci Fi Monster

"@hatepaperdoll: Shhhh."