botoxtastic commented on Old Broads Should Be Allowed To Chug Brew

"Fuck this. I 'm drinking from my Stella bottle at 36...46...66...86. So there."

botoxtastic commented on German Shepherd Puppies Make Even Jim Belushi Tolerable

"Yeah they do! But only just. Kisskisskissthepuppies."

botoxtastic commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Daughter Pretends Not To Know Her

"Maybe she WILL learn something of value by being around her mother after all..."

botoxtastic commented on Pam Anderson Hooks Up With Estranged Hubby; Ernest Hemingway

"@redrover189: Perfectly awesome."

botoxtastic commented on Lindsay Lohan Matches Epidermis To Dress

"@soleil-moon-pie: So she has just decided to go ahead and look 40???? That's a messed up plan."

botoxtastic commented on Nicole Kidman: Big Smile, No Visible Bump

"@fivehole: Have you not seen pictures of her as a child? She's a redhead. Unless she was dying it already at about nine."

botoxtastic commented on Hookers, Victims & Doormats

"From Nicole to Kate: UPGRADE."

botoxtastic commented on A Well-Educated Woman Makes A Weird Decision

"She is daddy's little girl after all. Honestly, with a father like him, and his track record with women - (and the issue of HOW he manages this cannot be adequately addressed here..."

botoxtastic commented on Orlando Bloom & Jennifer Aniston: WTF???

"Oh wait... P.S. Re: Eva Famewhoria sex tape: GOOD."

botoxtastic commented on Orlando Bloom & Jennifer Aniston: WTF???

"Dave Letterman is my hero. That is ALL."