Woah, this is some Cosmo-type shit right here. What's next, 50 tips to a tighter belly? Seven ways to know he's cheating? BANANAS WOOSHING IN LADYPARTS?
My eyebrow hairs are long and kind of spiky, so I trim the ones that grow "out", mostly on the side near the inner corner of my eye. I press my finger down on the eyebrow and trim the ones that stick out. It took me a while to get the hang of it and make it look natural, but they look waaay better now.
I think it makes the most sense for the one who did the asking to pay on the first one, and then split or alternate who pays on dates after that. I'm fine with the guy offering to pay, that's always nice, but if he won't take no for an answer or gets angry when I want to pay that throws up all sorts of red flags for me.
Hey, he asked!
I agree with some points in the article (weird childlike fashion trends like rompers, seriously the fuck?) and I do think there's been a movement towards cute and nonthreatening over overtly sexy or mature-looking. But hey, I like a lot of that stuff (especially froyo, Dr Pepper lipgloss, and Etsy everything). Half of my jewelry is owl-themed. I don't like that stuff to appeal to dudes, I like it because it's fun. Wine nights and 90s nostalgia is also fun. What's wrong with having both?
I recently started a new job, and it's been reeeaaally difficult for me to reign in my swearing. I normally cuss like a (motherfucking) sailor. Then the other day my new boss said "shit" in front of me and now we have a cussing understanding. It's (fucking) awesome.
CUNTSTRUCK. Integrating this into my vocabulary immediately.
This gives me graphic designer heebie jeebies. Worst nightmare. Odds are at least three other people proofed it though, so it's not just the designer's fault.
Being a good bridesmaid is just being a good friend. Talk. Be supportive. Be honest. Be understanding. And don't try to passive aggressively make the bride second guess herself. Wtf even is that? This woman is your friend, just tell her you're not a fan of the dress or suck it up. Jesus H. Christ.
Seriously.
My first thought was "if the comments on this article are not FULL of never nude jokes then we can't be friends anymore, Jezebel."
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Having pet skunks isn't all that uncommon in the rural South of the US. My stepdad's family had a few they loved dearly. I don't think it's such a great idea to own them in a country where they're not native, though.
I think leaving the next morning could be a little hectic and stressful, but leaving soon after the wedding is really nice. Planning and participating in our wedding was a major drain for both of us, emotionally and physically. It was wonderful to just drop all of that and unplug for a week. You don't even have to go anywhere! Just shut yourselves in, turn off your phone and computer and give yourselves a little time to process. We left the day after the day after, and it was perfect.
We also have great food! :)
How can you say no to this face? TEAM CAT FOREVER.
EVERYONE IS TERRIBLE NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO. That's what I gleaned from the comments, anyway.
If that happened I would cry tears of joy and rainbows.
I will fight you... WITH MY ASS.
