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"I was stuck on a press junket in New Zealand with this headtrip back in 2005."

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"Is Zooey Deschanel the most boring person alive? [anthemmagazine.com]"

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"Is Zooey Deschanel the most boring person alive? [anthemmagazine.com]"

bigmonkeycar commented on Another Young Actress Makes Music Album!

"Is Zooey Deschanel the most boring person alive? [anthemmagazine.com]"

bigmonkeycar commented on The Official Choke Trailer

"This movie is seriously, painfully, unforgivably terrible."

bigmonkeycar commented on How This Generation's Most Important Writer Found His Muse

"Don't have the patience to see if anyone's noted this yet, but "All The Sad Young Literary Men"?"

bigmonkeycar commented on Jon Fine Would Rather Not Discuss His Billions of Dollars

"I wouldn't say "uncomfortable." More like "understandably bored by the question.""

bigmonkeycar commented on A Debut Novelist's Ten Years of Solitude

"I saw this guy at Happy Ending's reading series and, while I am thoroughly enjoying the novel...sort of a dick."

bigmonkeycar commented on The Moldy Peaches Get Their Mouths Washed Out Against Their Will

"Too bad this is also an EXACT replica of an Ax Body Spray commercial that screened in movie theaters, in which a kissing couple tumbles down a hill, through some farmer's fields, off a cliff, and into an ocean."

bigmonkeycar commented on Andrew WK Tickles Some Moist Ivories

"This was a surprisingly moving, amazing show, despite it being hotter than summer balls in the back of Pianos."