VirginiaDentata commented on Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

"@Tchotchke: "Washing," my foot, they're probably Dry Clean Only."

VirginiaDentata commented on Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

"@: look in your Mother Goose books, under Clothes, Emperor's New, and Soup, Stone."

VirginiaDentata commented on Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

"Barney's, you say witty, and I say shitty Let's call the whole thing off! Seriously, fuck you, and your popped collar crock-block shirt too!"

VirginiaDentata commented on A Drop In The Bucket

"@sayah: I can only pick one?"

VirginiaDentata commented on Pickup Artist Summit Showcases "Sensitivity," Incoherence

"The above quote sounds as though it were ripped from 30 Rock."

VirginiaDentata commented on "Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail

"My ass just said something very rude about these shoes, but I won't print it here."

VirginiaDentata commented on Kay Jewelers Has Decided To Give Us The Creepiest Commercial Of All Time For The Holidays

"@bocadelperro: No, she was scared of his reflection, which she saw creeeeeping up behind her...with tacky gifts and Cullenesque one-liners!"

VirginiaDentata commented on Kay Jewelers Has Decided To Give Us The Creepiest Commercial Of All Time For The Holidays

"@hortense: and the noose-necklace captures that discomfort perfectly!"

VirginiaDentata commented on Saturday Night Social

"@meritxell: an erotic life: Lady Gaga is a boring Madonna. And i fucking hate sushi, and yes I've tried it at a "real" place and yes I've tried more than once (12 times, people, I think that's pretty open minded, ok?) and no it's not because I don't have a sophisticated palate, it's because it is cold and it does not fucking taste good to me so fucking leave me be and do not make me eat it again!"