baxterthepug commented on Our Greatest American Draws The Line

"@jagorev: I hope Barry told her to kiss his fine ass."

baxterthepug commented on Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight!

"Maybe I'll luck out and get a star."

baxterthepug commented on John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name'

"Buster Hymen for McCain."

baxterthepug commented on Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day

"@Tits_LaRue: The authorities will need to test his hair follicles for drugs before he shaves his head, just to see what he was on when this photo was taken."

baxterthepug commented on 'MY FIRZT VOTE IN MY WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY'

"Are we sure it's not our dear friend Tony the Tigerzzzz?"

baxterthepug commented on Bush Propagandist Complains Of Bush Propaganda

"Scott: "I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that there's lying going on here." Agent: "Here is your book advance, sir." Scott: "Oh, thank you.""

baxterthepug commented on Barack Obama Spoke At Wesleyan!

"Hopey's going to have one HELL of an inauguration speech."

baxterthepug commented on WAHHHHHHHH: Inexplicably,

"Isn't Lanny a girl's name?"

baxterthepug commented on EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS IN

"Well, I was born in June, so that explains a lot."

baxterthepug commented on Barack Obama Does Not Love His Wife

"Looks like his ring is loose because he won't snack on the campaign trail and is wasting away to nothing."