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"The only thing that could make this one more fun would be if the whole thing was one run on sentence."

barbell commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

"Why doesn't he go back to being good in bed?"

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"This is a joke, right?"

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barbell commented on "I Have Two Women Who Love Me..."

"He has two Real Dolls (TM) who love him?"

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"The more I read about this story and the victims and how much was known - i.e."

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"I'm puzzled."

barbell commented on "That's Not To Say I'm Not Impressed, And Even A Bit Envious Of The Size Of Your Balls"

"I meant to address "Marlie" not Jennifer in my comment."

barbell commented on "That's Not To Say I'm Not Impressed, And Even A Bit Envious Of The Size Of Your Balls"

"soooooo...Jennifer, you really want us to believe that you didn't know this guy was a complete asswipe before you received this email?"