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"Kelly Ripa seems to be having quite an identity issue."

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atx commented on Seeing The {{{Sunset}}} From The East Side

"Sadly I must admit that Scoot Inn was the oldest bar in Austin until it was purchased by the owners of the Longbranch Inn."

atx commented on SXSW: Drink With Wonkette If You're In Austin Tonight!

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