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  • Strange questions

    Author Asks: If Every Man Could Have Gay Sex, Why Would He Need Women?

    07/02/09
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  • Gallows Humor

    Can A Rape Joke Be Funny (Redux)?

    07/02/09
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  • Choose your choice

    The Daily Show Takes On The Ironies Of The Burqa Ban

    07/02/09
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  • Malignant humor

    Jokes Is Jokes?

    07/02/09
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  • Nunsense

    Vatican Attempts To Erase Images Of Modern Service To God

    07/02/09
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  • crappy hour

    GOP To Cheney, Sanford: Sit Down, Shut Up

    07/02/09
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  • Testing woes

    Embrace Of Embryonic Testing During IVF Doing More Harm Than Good?

    Older women who undergo in vitro fertilization are often encouraged to shell out for pre-implantation genetic screening in an effort to determine the best embryos to implant. But there's increasing evidence that the screening does more harm than good. More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by BeckySharper: Is the PGS strictly to determine which embryos might be the most viable? Or does it also involve screening for... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Access Denied

    And God Said "No"

    Joe the Plumber doesn't plan to run for public office because, he says, "You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, 'No.'" Man, I had no idea my voice carried all the way to Ohio! [ThinkProgress] More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by CurtCole: His political career would have only run down hill anyways. 12 Responses | Other threads

  • Definition of is

    Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex

    When a friend tells you she's not yet had sex with someone, what do you take that to mean? In all truth, studies show that the two of you might be thinking very different things. More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by tomatoheart: But what's the definition of Making Love? 30 Responses | Other threads

  • Clip job

    The 21st Century Van Gogh?

    A man is under medical (and hopefully psychiatric) observation in Hertfordshire, England after he attempted to perform a circumcision on himself with a pair of nail clippers. [Telegraph] More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by LaComtesse: Nip/Tuck Seaon 1 much? Blegh blegh blegh blegh blegh! Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeegh! My own feelings about circumcision aside, it's ENGLAND fer Christsake! NHS... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • crappy hour

    Tales Of Schadenfreude & Sniping From McCain/Palin Campaign Continue

    We just can't get enough when it comes to witnessing Republicans eating their own! Luckily, there's more news on that front, so, this morning, the HuffPo's Jason Linkins and I gleefully review the latest, greatest backbiting tearing apart the GOP. More »
    07/01/09
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    Comment by PilgrimSoul: Um, slightly OT, but next to the United States, there is a nation called Canada which is celebrating its national... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • super powers

    Can Humans Awaken Their Bat-Senses?

    We may not all have pointy ears and sharp teeth, but Spanish scientists are convinced that inside every human lurks the best bat-power: echolocation, or navigating by sound. And they're determined to show us all how to unlock it! [io9]
    06/30/09
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    Comment by AutonymousPrime: Next: Scientists discover humans have the ability to fly like bats! Unfortunately the scientists testing this were only able to... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • An affair to remember (and remember)

    How The Sanfords Are Rewriting The Public Infidelity Script

    The proper way for a politician to confess to cheating is to wait until caught, give a brief statement and for him and his wife to shut up. Today, Mark Sanford proved yet again he isn't reading off that script. More »
    06/30/09
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    Comment by Samanthrax is Sarcastic and Joking: You know... I really don't think the fact that he was unfaithful to his wife has anything to do with... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • Inside Out

    New Microscopic X-Ray Technology Revolutionizes Microbiology

    This fish was the first lucky organism to have its cells imaged using microscopic X-ray vision. This kind of image was never possible before. But now scientists can watch as living cells transform within your body. [io9]
    06/30/09
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    Comment by meehawl: "For the first time, biologists will be able to optically follow the development of organs, cellular function and genetic expression... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Leftovers

    Many Women Marry After 30 • Aussie Men Love Living With Mum

    Despite the rumor that you're more likely to be struck by lightning than get married after 30, 86 percent of women are married by 40. You're least likely to be married by 35 if you're a woman of color. • More »
    06/30/09
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    Comment by Penny: The marriage thing is something that bothers me a LOT more than it should. I never really cared about... 30 Responses | Other threads

  • Priorities

    Animal Rights First, An End To Violence Against Women Later?

    This ad from Dutch animal-rights group Animals Awake uses sexual imagery and then extreme violence against a woman to make its point about fishing practices. Glad the fish are so important that depicting violence against women gets a pass! [AdFreak] More »
    06/30/09
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    Comment by TheCatlady: I disagree. I don't see this as giving violence against women a "pass" whatsoever. What it does do is make... 45 Responses | Other threads

  • Late results

    Al Franken Wins Minnesota Senate Race (Finally)

    06/30/09
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  • Personal/Political

    Vanity Fair's Palin Profile Reads A Lot Like Its Clinton One

    The inevitable backlash to Todd Purdum's Sarah Palin profile has begun: Bill Kristol called it a "hit piece" and outed Steve Schmidt as the source of the postpartum depression gossip. But, given Purdum's Bill Clinton profile, perhaps that's premature. More »
    06/30/09
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    Comment by katie.scarlett.o'hara: Ugh, that Clinton article was just awful. Unnamed sources are never okay. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • Judicial affairs

    Cheb Mami's Forced Abortion Trial Starts Thursday

    Singer Cheb Mam's trial starts Thursday in France for allegedly abducting his French lover in Algeria and forcing her to have an abortion there. She gave birth to a daughter. A reminder of who he is, after the jump. [BBC] More »
    06/30/09
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    Comment by BeckySharper: Damn. I really like his music, too. I dunno about the rest of y'all, but I have a hard time... 21 Responses | Other threads

  • crappy hour

    Jon Bon Jovi Seeks Justice For Iranians

    06/30/09
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  • mad science

    Nanoparticle Breakthroughs That Could Save Millions of Lives

    Although some kinds of nanomaterials (like carbon nanotubes) can be harmful to your health, scientists are quickly developing nanoparticle therapies that can fight cancer and bacterial infections better than any of our current medications. [io9]
    06/29/09
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    Comment by Grey_Area: Is there any way this could be explained to me musically, with some sock puppets? 12 Responses | Other threads

  • Don't douthat

    Feminism Now Making Everyone Unhappy

    Ross Douthat, he of the thesis that feminism is the root of all women's unhappiness, has a new thesis: it also causes marital unhappiness and infidelity. Yeah, 'cause that never happened before Feminism ruined Marriage. More »
    06/29/09
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    Comment by morninggloria: Everyone listen: I know you. And you are the same as me. Because everyone is the same... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • Birth this

    Boonetown Rat

    Your grandmother's favorite singer, Pat Boone (unless you're my grandmother, who hated him) is using his stardom to bring attention to the fact that Obama wasn't born in the U.S. Only he was, and Boone has no stardom. [Washington Independent] More »
    06/29/09
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    Comment by LaComtesse: Apparently my husband's ex-girlfriend, according to MySpace, was super into this conspiracy. That made me chuckle. Jezebels better versed in the... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • Deadly decor

    Carnivorous Furniture Hiding In Plain Sight

    British designers James Auger and Jimmy Loizeau have designed a variety of household robots that feed on innocent pests to generate power — and to last long after their human owners die. And, they look just like furniture. [io9]
    06/29/09
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    Comment by The Curse of Millhaven: Somebody has to mention "Death Bed, the Bed That Eats People." 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Weighty Matters

    Bad Beth Ditto Demonstrates Women Can Be Successful No Matter The Size

    Or so says UK doctor Michael McMahon, who has exactly zero vested interest in making sure people understand that the only thing fat people should focus on is their own self-loathing, weight-loss and obviously limited career potential! More »
    06/29/09
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  • Judicial questions

    Should Lynndie England Permanently Serve As America's Scapegoat?

    In 2003, Lynndie England — along with her boyfriend and at least a dozen other soldiers — posed for a series of photos documenting prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib. Now, she's a welfare mom who wants a second chance. More »
    06/29/09
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    Comment by greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): From the article: "Well, you know what?" England says. "In New York - I've never been to New York, but I've... 45 Responses | Other threads

  • Turning over

    Supreme Court Decision Will Stoke The Embers Of "Sotomayor Is A Racist" Debate

    06/29/09
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  • crappy hour

    Michael Jackson's Death Now Influencing Iranian Protesters

    Is Michael Jackson bad for Iran? Is Minnesota Govenor Tim Pawlenty giving up on his bromance with Senator Minority Leader Mitch McConnell? Did John Edwards really make a sex tape? The Washington Independent's Spencer Ackerman helps answer these important questions. More »
    06/29/09
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    Comment by gangey: I will never get over the absolute hubris of some politicians. They bust their peers for having affairs while having... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Sexual equality

    Where Are The Female Philanderers?

    Whenever a male politician is caught or admits to cheating on his spouse, people inevitably ask: where are the female politicians' lovers? Melanie Mason of Politico asks some female pols that question, but leaves everyone with just as many questions. More »
    06/26/09
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    Comment by sequined: I wonder if most women in politics had to work so hard, often in such a dramatic up-hill battle, that... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Step one

    White House Appoints Adviser On Violence Against Women

    06/26/09
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  • Blood simple

    Dick Cheney Tell-All To Describe How He Fed On America's Innocents Innocence

    The Washington Post is holding a contest for readers, asking them to pen the first paragraph of Dick Cheney's upcoming memoirs. How could we resist? More »
    06/26/09
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    Comment by morninggloria: Call me Dickmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no soul in my... 9 Responses | Other threads

  • Funny, that

    Sarah Palin Discovers Sense Of Humor

    "I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say, 'John Kerry, why the long face?'" -Sarah Palin, responding to Kerry's quip that he'd rather she disappear than Mark Sanford. [Politico, Boston Herald] More »
    06/26/09
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    Comment by zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: .... that's kind of funny, actually. 9 Responses | Other threads

  • crappy hour

    In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride

    Last night's White House-hosted Congressional luau featured a dunk tank — and, even better, Rahm Emanuel on the hot seat! Gawker's Alex Pareene and I discuss that, fat-bottomed girls, Governor Mark Sanford and Michelle Bachmann's special brand of crazy. More »
    06/26/09
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    Comment by morninggloria: Rahm Emanuel has made me wet for months now; it's too bad that I wasn't there yesterday to return the... 13 Responses | Other threads

  • Sexual awakening

    Women In China Seeking Sexual Fulfillment In A Changing Economy

    Yang Zi is one of many Chinese entrepreneurs, but she's looking to fill a specific niche with her shop Boutique L'Amour : catering to sexually unsatisfied Chinese women's carnal needs. More »
    06/25/09
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    Comment by J.D.Regent: so interesting, i've always wondered what it would look like to have women be greater consumers of sexual products and... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • Creepy old men

    Fox News Analyst Can't Keep His Hands Off The Host, Eyes On The Ball

    Wow: Fox News legal analyst Andrew Napolitano appeared on the channel to talk about the bailout, but instead found himself rather obviously distracted by his own erection as host Juliet Huddy pointed out her "stripper shoes" and touched his back. More »
    06/25/09
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    Comment by HillGirl: I hate when men make it into a big deal when women are taller than they are. I have... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • Roe v world

    Courts Continue To Chip Away At Women's Reproductive Choices

    It used to be that the anti-abortion movement had to temper its religious ardor with exceptions for the health and safety of women, and the Supreme Court agreed. The partial birth abortion question, however, taught them the pretense wasn't necessary. More »
    06/25/09
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    Comment by Penny: Keep God, religion and your moral superiority out of government affairs. WHY is this so hard to understand?? "Christianity neither... 57 Responses | Other threads

  • Case stripped

    Justice Delayed, But Not Denied

    The Supreme Court ruled today in favor of Savanna Redding, who was strip-searched in school after a classmate accused her of having prescription-strength ibuprofen; the court decided there wasn't any danger or reason to suspect the pills were there. [CBS] More »
    06/25/09
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    Comment by kaiwhakamarie: I don't get what kind of douchebag classmate would tattle on a student for having ibuprofen in the first place.... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • Fool me once

    Songs In The Key of D(efensiveness)

    The newest target of Sarah Palin's mama-bear instinct? Alaska blogger Linda Kellen Biegel, who Photoshopped some right-wing radio guy's face onto Trig's. Palin calls it "a malicious desecration." Hey, Sarah? It only works the first time. [Politico] More »
    06/25/09
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    Comment by notheretomakefriends: "It is past time to restore decency in politics and real tolerance for all Americans" No shit, Sarah, but it works... 12 Responses | Other threads

  • crappy hour

    Hell Hath No Fury Like A Political Wife Scorned

    Today, Latoya Peterson of Racialicious and I talk about what we'd do in Jenny Sanford's shoes, roll out some Ludacris for the Iranian people, and, predictably, get sort of hung up on pictures of hot guys. More »
    06/25/09
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    Comment by MJ: Just once, I'd like to see the wife walk through the press up to the cheating sumbitch and slap him,... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Lyin' eyes

    Top 10 Ways Male Politicians Confess To Extramarital Affairs

    More and more these days, politicians appear to be straying from their marriages — but, unlike in the old days where a short public acknowledgment wasn't de rigueur, today's straying politicians are obligated to old press conferences to explain themselves. More »
    06/24/09
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    Comment by Penny: Just out of curiosity, have any female politicians been caught cheating? 19 Responses | Other threads

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