I offer you internet hugs and empathy I have acquired from having my dreams crushed over the years.
And yes, beer and pizza seem like the answer, I think. #Groupthink
Anyway. I want to get something for my manfriend for Valentine's Day. But I want to do something sooner than that too. Feb 7th will be mark 4 months since we first met. Is it super cheesy to give him something for that? I really just want an excuse to celebrate how much I love him... #Groupthink
ETA: This is Jezebel, not Gawker. You might do well to take your humor writing there. We here at Jez will not hesitate to express when we are offended. Thanks.
But. It makes me a little sad, like, if you can't be yourself completely in front of your own God, then when *can* you be yourself? I thought God wasn't supposed to be judgmental...? Or is it that he's the only one who can judge because he's perfect? I'm a bit confused, clearly.
And, I just remembered, all the depictions of Christ I've ever seen show him sporting quite the sinewy muscles and often a 6-pack. What would Jesus do? He'd wander the Holy Land for years and apparently do some serious crunches.