andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Study Says: Artists Are Easy, Scientists Are Virgins

"I long to be the artsy slut that's inside me. I've actually committed my share of skank crimes but I think it's because artsy folks are usually more open minded about physicality. So, yeah when I make out with random dudes in bars, you're at an exhibition of sorts."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Bill Maher, Dave Chappelle: A Pair Of Punchlines

"In my heart of hearts, they're simultaneously asking each other 'Does your guy deliver?' Marijuana jinx!"

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Goop Scoop

"@SaralaGaloot: The show with Mario Batali when they were in Spain? Yeah, she seemed pretty cool in it."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Being Cervix-y

"On a side note, I sometimes want to kick gyno's in the face when they say 'You might feel some pressure' when they shove that thing up there in. It's not pressure."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?

"@Sukie in the Graveyard: Zoe: Shut."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?

"HIGH FIVE, for Kanye."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Goop Scoop

"Though Goop.com seems like pure rubbish, I can't help but like Gwyneth. She's like a mild-mannered friend who's always glad to dole out advice or share her favorite buddhist chants or recommend some new organic salad dressing when you could really give two shits but you still smile knowingly and pretend to listen to her."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Suri Gets Carried By The Wizard Of Odd

"@lawchic:Scientology destroys lives."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Suri Gets Carried By The Wizard Of Odd

"Speaking of celebs who use their kids to bait the paparazzi..."

andheartss nom noms cold hearts commented on Did Everyone Look Amazing At UNICEF's Snowflake Ball?

"I have to admit...I think that most of these are MEH ...probs because I'm not into sparkly/random baubles and I wasn't aware that the one shoulder look still reigned supreme."