"@ronaldpagan:
I've long since retired; my son-in-law is gay
I called Jenna up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to fondle you if you don't mind"
She said, "I'd love to Dad, but I need to snort a line"
You see my husband's an asshole and our kids stink like poo
But it's sure nice talkin' to you Dad
It's sure nice talkin' to you..."
"Thank god for opinionated MARIA
Who most likely saw Jesus on a tortilla
She types in ALL CAPS
Whilst spewing her crap
This morning she had bad diarrhea"
Oh good! I thought you thought that because I accidentally friended myself once and audicityofhope twice, but that was just my computer being confused. I'm not a Paultard, and I most assuredly do not try to connect Republican sex scandals to the 9/11 conspiracy.
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