scrumtrulescent commented on The Dark Knight: The Movie's Out, The Reviews Are In, And Heath Ledger Is Amazing

"Do you have to have seen the other batman movies to enjoy this one?"

scrumtrulescent commented on Driving Miss Crazy

"JayRolling: Michael's New Thriller"

scrumtrulescent commented on Cosmo Thinks Women With Integrity Are Total Failures

"It seems as though Scarlett Johanssen has come down with a nasty case of anatomical incorrectness."

scrumtrulescent commented on Karl Lagerfeld To Design "Chanel Homes" On "Fashion Island"

"They ain't got shit on my Gucci Bungalow on Couture Cove."

scrumtrulescent commented on "She Was Holding a Suspicious Package Just a Few Minutes Ago. Oh Yeahhhh."

"Serena and Dan Conspire to Replace Blair with Cuter Bitch"

scrumtrulescent commented on Save For Retirement Like A Girl

"I always date at least five years my junior so that I don't have to forgo non-fat mocha lattes."

scrumtrulescent commented on Why Isn't Anne Shirley Worth of Huck Finn Status?

"As a side note, I still rent the Anne of Green Gables mini-series off Netflix sometimes"

scrumtrulescent commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"I used to work for a place where unconfirmed rumor (before I worked there) had it, anyone who applied with a "black sounding" name was sent straight to the bottom of the stack."

scrumtrulescent commented on How Will Conservatives Criticize Kathleen Sebelius? Let Me Count The Ways

"@TinyMontgomery: I think it was a "permanent address" while your in college kind of thing?"

scrumtrulescent commented on How Will Conservatives Criticize Kathleen Sebelius? Let Me Count The Ways

"I'm a blue-state-soul trapped in red state."

scrumtrulescent commented on Label Whores...Now For Everyone Else To Enjoy

"(and sex) :)"

scrumtrulescent commented on Label Whores...Now For Everyone Else To Enjoy

"Helen Gurley-Brown."

scrumtrulescent commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking

"@NefariousNewt: That was the most sensible thing I've read for the last hour."

scrumtrulescent commented on Free People: Hideous Iron-Curtain Nostalgia Will Set You Back A Few Rubles

"Zack Morris was totally ahead of his time when he dressed Soviet-chic to impersonate Peter Breshnev, the Russian chess prodigy from Valley."

scrumtrulescent commented on Does Kerry Washington's Skirt Have Issues, Or Do We Have Issues With Kerry Washington's Skirt?

"@indierockgrrrl: Now that you mention it, her top does resemble a flowery labia."

scrumtrulescent commented on There's Hope For Today's Teens… Sorta

"And yet again, the nerds aren't asked...but, then again, who thinks about weight, when busy toiling away in far-off basements, plotting to take over the Earth?"

scrumtrulescent commented on Foot Fetish

"True story: My boyfriend bought a Ped Egg (loves it), and just last night (after he LEFT IT ON THE TABLE) I bumped it and the shavings spilled out ON MY FEET. Our privates touching is one thing, but, dude, empty your gnarly foot sediment somewhere else."

scrumtrulescent commented on "Come With Me If You Want to Live."

"Karl Lagerfeld: Roadside Bomb"