Muttonchop!
But are they SCORPION STARE compliant?
In the Lumpy Negative Zone.
"Hi. I'm Wrex. This is my cousin Wreav, and my other cousin Wreav."
Max Landis also wrote a proposal for a Marvel comic that he turned into a fanfic called The Shocker: Legit. NSFW (sex and violence), and a bit of Mary Sue at the end, but very entertaining.
Now I must convince my s/o to go see Chronicle (she's a geek like me but hates "handicam" movies like Cloverfield or The Blair Witch Project).
The content from the website which ultimately went into the first book was packed with enough historical background to fool Chris Elliott. I just assumed while reading it that any of the awesome deeds attributed to Boilerplate did or said (like single-handedly spiking the Paris Gun during World War I) were, in real life, done by Teddy Roosevelt.
"Obi-Wan...I won't make the party...you...must bring the plates and forks..."
Poor thing needs a blankie.
You'd think Eilonwy would have called him a cab.
Yesssss....new marketssss, new meatssss...
If he burns less than 49% of the bill, he can take what's left to the Treasury Department and get it replaced.
Stonepunk, desertpunk, stitchpunk - it all folds into punkpunk.
Expansion pack! Hodor!
And the ten-dollar bill! And Mount Rushmore, in place of that bespectacled progressive monster Roosevelt.
I believe the fanon term is "masonry-vision".
After this scene, the B5 watching group in my dorm literally couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.
A series about the construction of some space colony/Death Star/Big Dumb Object - sort of a "Hell on Wheels in space" - might be interesting.
Also, those flashes of light and booming sounds in the sky that happen sometimes when it rains? Those are the Sky People fighting with lightsabers and bowling. Be sure to let your shamans know.
That'll teach him not to miss the table read.
AURUMVORAX WANTS HIS SHARE.
I hope they don't whitewash the tragic ending.
