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"That stupid bitch is lucky to be alive."

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"I had a hysterectomy a few months ago for fibroids and a uterus enlarged to the size of a 5 month pregnent woman."

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"I hate the goofy, shit eating grin Kate Hudson always has on her face, and the photo of Gwenneth is angled so we're blessed with a view straight up her nostrils."

alfiecat commented on When an advertising guy claims

"@TaraIncognita: Maybe they should make one w/ a male robot and have the tap come out of his penis."

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"@petuniacat: In order to read parenting books she would have to actually know HOW to read."

alfiecat commented on Older Sisters Are All A Bunch Of Hilarious Sadists

"My older sister was horrible to me."

alfiecat commented on What A Daddy's Girl: Zahara Mimics Brad's Mouth

"I think Zahara always looks kind of spaced out in the photos I've seen."

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" @MrSinlinlin: YOUR version of reality."

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" She is beyond pathetic."

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" I think she looks like L.Ron Hubbard."