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"I couldn't care less about SJP, but now I'm tempted to start worshiping her just to piss off the haters."

ahwannabe commented on Wannabe Supervillain Who Claimed He Poisoned Baby Food Is Arrested

"What an asshole."

ahwannabe commented on The Jewels In September's Elle Come At An Extremely High Price

"I didn't think anything could make cubic zirconias look classy."

ahwannabe commented on Why Do Americans Insist On Buying Cheap Crap Instead Of High Quality Merchandise?

"Definitely agree on the knife thing."

ahwannabe commented on Good News: Compulsive Buying Is A Treatable Illness

"I wish they had a treatment program for compulsive dumpster divers."

ahwannabe commented on What Does A Bank Run Look Like In 2008? A Lot Like 1912.

"@Trai_Dep: As a matter of fact, they were! [en.wikipedia.org]"

ahwannabe commented on Dogs And Cats Feel The Foreclosure Crisis, End Up In Shelters Or Worse

"@Concerned_Citizen: ...1...0...Thank you for playing."

ahwannabe commented on Dogs And Cats Feel The Foreclosure Crisis, End Up In Shelters Or Worse

""Why-are-we-caring-about-animals-when-PEOPLE-are-losing-their-homes" comment in 3...2..."

ahwannabe commented on Chase Bank Teller Allegedly Fleeces 86-Year-Old Out Of More Than $300,000 In Savings

"The teller was stupid."

ahwannabe commented on An Eccentric Life: Tasha Tudor 1915-2008

"I WANNA BE TASHA TUDOR WHEN I GROW UP."