Tom Brady ist Die Mensch Maschine!
So Vangelis' "Antarctica" album wasn't totally out there after all...
And now, an acrostic poem for the dearly departing EIC:
D is for Dashing (well, compared to Leitch)
A is for Acerbic
U is for Unrelenting
L is for Laughs. Lots of Laughs.
E is for the afterparty, dumbass
R is for Righteous
I is for Intense
O is for Objective
And I guess AJ is for the best Backstreet Boy, AJ McLean.
Rand Paul is Todd Marinovich.
Gary Hart would like a word with you. In his lap.
And if you're with that guy behind you, then you're a Canucks fan too, so you deserved everything, asshole.
Hey now. We're not all rioting young delinquents. Some of us just happen to be old.
Hey now. We're not all rioting young delinquents. Some of us just happen to be old.
Meanwhile, Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov reported that his battlecruiser is operational.
Correct. Stargate Atlantis, apparently.
Corrections: Rainbow Sun Francks is a male actor. And a one-time MuchMusic VJ!
As usual, Tony LaRussa is blaming Tony Rasmus for releasing the moth into the stadium.
It sounds like this guy also has to return some videotapes.
And sometimes just liking to watch Arnold blow some dudes is just liking to watch Arnold blow some dudes.
Seriously, because "they feel marginalized"? They don't feel marginalized, they ARE marginalized.
Seriously, because "they feel marginalized"? They don't feel marginalized, they ARE marginalized.
Fun fact: Lily White's only person of colour is also the only doctor in town. Whenever I have an appointment with him, I ask him where he's REALLY from.
+1 non-awkward threesome.
The synopsis of Synecdoche, NY would fit right in here.
(The Fishsticks-era Islanders group was a particularly desolate place, populated mostly by sadsack crickets meeping "Fire Mike Milbury!" all through the night.)
Where is that Milbury guy these days with his well-timed GM puns?
... and excellent work, Bakes.
Where is that Milbury guy these days with his well-timed GM puns?
... and excellent work, Bakes.
@k122n: Which one? The top is Eli Manning, the bottom is Matt Leinart. Eli is awkward and by all accounts a decent human being; Matt is better looking but was cheating on his pregnant girlfriend with Paris Hilton.
@mweng: Ha! I'm a Cards fan, so maybe this picture is more appropriate...
What the world needs now is more Footsteps Falco.
And then there are the little brothers of this world, just happy to be there, wide-eyed, taking it all in.
