Vastarien202 commented on Why You Can’t Travel Back in Time and Kill Hitler

"There was a story I remember that dealt with this."

Vastarien202 commented on McDonald's Sales Rise 8.2% In October As More Switch To Eating Crap

"@johnva: Yes to this! I spent the morning stripping a leftover chicken and tossing the meat into my crock pot."

Vastarien202 commented on God Sells Bread

"@banmojo: No, we are mocking it because it's a huge mess of hateful garbage written by a bunch of cattle-sacrificing savages who hated women and thought that every animal on earth lived within walking distance of Noah's house. Enjoy your day."

Vastarien202 commented on Liveblogging Obama's First Speech As The President-Elect

"We will see whether this man is the Skittle-pooping savior everyone seems to think he is, or just another Reagan with a tan."

Vastarien202 commented on Jingle Bells, Christmas Sells, So The Holidays Are Underway

"Even though my B-day is the day after, I still despise seeing anything X-massy before Thanksgiving."

Vastarien202 commented on Attention: Credit Card Companies Have Realized That You Are Broke

"I have NEVER had a credit card, and I am doing just fine. As far as I'm concerned, those plastic pushing butt-nuggets will just have to do without me."

Vastarien202 commented on Does An 11-Year-Old Really Need Two Louis Vuitton Handbags?

"@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Hah!"

Vastarien202 commented on Organizing Real Life Witches Way Harder Than The Craft

"That's just like the Chaos Rite I did a few months ago, LOL!"

Vastarien202 commented on Christmas Creep Is Mutating At Walgreens: "Halloween Trees?" Seriously?

"I love this idea, but really, now...why must they use a painted X-mas tree?!"

Vastarien202 commented on Fail: Giant Metaphor For Digital TV Transition Performs As Expected

"I killed my TV almost five years ago, and I couldn't be happier."