Queen of Vapid Culture commented on This Week In Tabloids: Angelina & Aniston Are Impregnated; Obama Is Amazing

"My BF calls Lisa Rinna Vagina Lips."

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Surprise Al Qaeda Endorsement On Debate's Eve

"OK, I know Obie is, like, a far better human being than McCain, and Palin is beyooond annoying, but am I the only one who is terrified by the very real prospect that we may be repeating history's mistakes circa the late 70's..."

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on The Hills: Spencer Is So Much More Of A Dick Than We Originally Thought

"I read an interview with Spencer once wherein he tried to diminish his douchiness by saying he merely "gave the producers what they wanted"."

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Loose Lips

"Being from SoCal and also loving Zuma Beach, I totally got the Stefani-Baby-name thing; still, I remember the first time I heard the word-- a guy I was dating told me to meet him at his parents' beach house at 'Zuma' and my reaction was like WTF kind of name is that for a BEACH in MALIBU??"

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Lindsay Lohan: Thigh & Mighty

"@tranquilmademoiselle: @of_a_tuesday: I think I've solved the mystery!"

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Label Whores: Selling Fake Fashion? Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

"I live in Huntington Beach/Orange County CA (yes, right next to America's most substantive real housewives), so you can imagine the consignment possibilities."

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Label Whores...Now For Everyone Else To Enjoy

"Helen Gurley-Brown, creator of Cosmopolitan, author of controversial book that announced the fact that girls liked sex to the world prior to that, and all around cool chick..."

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Father Gives Daughter Bikini Waxes, Rides To Work At A Brothel

"@productjunkie: OMG, My mom totally raised me on the esteemed works of "Doctor Dobson", notably "The Strong Willed Child." In fact, I one time I walked in on my mom while she was in bed-- no, not having sex {if only}-- but *reading the aforementioned Dobson text* in a manner that can only be described as "cramming for finals": Yellow and blue highlighters?"

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Father Gives Daughter Bikini Waxes, Rides To Work At A Brothel

"@kolea: I hear you re: all of the insane atrocities that human beings bestow upon one another, be they in the first, third, or thirteenth world."

Queen of Vapid Culture commented on Nina Garcia Ankles 'Elle'!!

"For such a fashion-driven show, it seems tres Pas à to merely air on a network owned by the same parent company as Lifetime, but to be associated with it directly? And then lose Nina?"