Twaddle commented on Why Karate Kid II Is Superior To Karate Kid

"oh fuck, there goes jezebel cred."

Twaddle commented on Why Karate Kid II Is Superior To Karate Kid

"I still have the big sweater worn in the video (my Dutch Oma knitted it for me it for me it in incredible eye catching 80s neon, and monsita, I too, love Ralph."

Twaddle commented on Anna Paquin Lightens Up

"@UnSeelie.: When will this be released?"

Twaddle commented on When Did You Discover That You'd Morphed Into Your Mom?

"Twaddle to Megan (a guy in my class always addresses his online posts thusly): you're brilliant."

Twaddle commented on Behold: The Roman Elvis. [NY

"now with a hint of Clingon!"

Twaddle commented on Would Someone Send This Woman To Thailand Already?

"I don't think Thailand wants her, either; Galapagos, perhaps?"

Twaddle commented on Judge Judy Vs. The YouTube Divorce Lady, Tricia Walsh-Smith

""Byrd."

Twaddle commented on Mr. T Pawns Gold For Candy; World Snickers

"@The HZA: Yay!"

Twaddle commented on Spencer Pratt Is A Concerned Consumer

"Pratt: Nomen est omen."

Twaddle commented on Artist Marilyn Minter shot

"This often happens to me when I lick the bottom of my purse in search of my last piece of nicotine gum."

Twaddle commented on Mr. T Pawns Gold For Candy; World Snickers

"My absolute favorite night elf mohawk!"

Twaddle commented on Lori Drew, the woman who created

"<---Roaring polar bear eating beached whale; poor conversationalist."

Twaddle commented on Vanessa Williams: Tiger? Leopard? Cheetah? Cougar?

"I see reptile, clearly."

Twaddle commented on Why Don't More Chicks Believe In Life On Other Planets?

"Ironic, then, that this is perhaps the first post I've made it through without the puzzled headscratch. Cheers, Moe."

Twaddle commented on Giorgio Armani Is The Mediterranean's Main Man

"Resplendent-he is Self-tanning leather; teeny-a toy on his boat"

Twaddle commented on Couples Yoga Will Save Your Ailing Marriage... Or Not

"What Herr Twaddle and I need is a couples' Yoda."

Twaddle commented on Danny DeVito, Daughter Lucy Do Double Time

"MAD MARTIGAN!"

Twaddle commented on Get A "Sexier" Vagina For The Low, Low Cost Of $18,000!

"@HipsterPit: Apparently blossom is still blooming."