Topsyjane commented on Matt Dillon & Fisher Stevens: '80s Idols Aren't Aging Too Quickly

"Those attracted to Fisher Stevens should get thee to a copy of 80's slasher movie SLEEPAWAY CAMP."

Topsyjane commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator

"@sev0n: Not if you're doing it right. I know she would never do the research, but if EH looked into the history of vibrators, she'd find out they were originally used by DOCTORS on their female patients."

Topsyjane commented on Violet Affleck Shows Her Love For Designer Handbag Hardware

"You know how some former chain smokers claim that now they just smoke one cigarette a day?"

Topsyjane commented on First Class Fellow Gets Mandy Moore's Attention

""Can I talk to someone in charge, please?"

Topsyjane commented on 'Black Widows' Get Life In Prison • Greek Police Bust Oral Sex Competition

"@sympathyforthedevil: I heard the Black Widows were busted by being pulled over for no reason and asked, 'Ma'am do you have any idea how fast you were killing? @SarahHeartburn: And my Black Widows comment is on the Gelhorn page!"

Topsyjane commented on Loose Lips

"@ronaldpagan: Yeah, somebody's been HARD ON the world's Alis and Myleys - they're so young (fucking)."

Topsyjane commented on Furry Friends

"As P.W."

Topsyjane commented on Incest Enthusiast Wants Your Understanding, Acceptance

"Right now, Penthouse Forum UK is wondering why it received an essay about raising the minimum wage."

Topsyjane commented on Naomi Watts' Son Has Something To Say

""And now, watch closely as my baby has something to say..."

Topsyjane commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

"Lying??"

Topsyjane commented on Mag Hag

"First, dirndl is an awesome Scrabble play."

Topsyjane commented on Incest Enthusiast Wants Your Understanding, Acceptance

"@AvantGardenia: Thank you!"

Topsyjane commented on Incest Enthusiast Wants Your Understanding, Acceptance

"@new-notebook: Movie Rule of Mine #1 - I refuse to see any film that uses "Bad to the Bone" in their preview, ironically or not."

Topsyjane commented on Incest Enthusiast Wants Your Understanding, Acceptance

"@sweetbeans: Comment of the day!"

Topsyjane commented on Bathing Beauty Can't Believe Matt Dillon Prefers Screenplay Over String Bikini

""Lady, if you don't mind, I really need to find out if the Captain ever got out of that barrel that the Katzenjammer Kidz put him in, K?""

Topsyjane commented on Incest Enthusiast Wants Your Understanding, Acceptance

"I'm pretty sure Visine wasn't just handed down by God himself, Ben."

Topsyjane commented on Ben Stein is an "economist,"

"I'll always think of him as a Nixon apologist anti-evolutionist contrarian anti-abortion dog neglecting smug asshole with dry eye, but I'm just a big softie. Bonus!"

Topsyjane commented on Claire Danes Would Like To Play Pattycake With Her Paramour

"Claire Danes displays the sophisticated pickpocketing technique she learned during her senior year at Yale University."