TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Roe Vs. World
"...but our holiday shopping death rate is still highest."
http://jezebel.com/5099870/#c9161754 2:53 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Police in Torbay, Devon (a
"I am glad I was at my bar-stumbling peak in the early 90's."
http://jezebel.com/5099811/#c9161016 1:58 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Black Friday: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death In Early Morning Stampede
"@Eldritch: I agree."
http://jezebel.com/5099790/#c9160385 1:11 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Black Friday: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death In Early Morning Stampede
"People are f-ing idiots."
http://jezebel.com/5099790/#c9160263 1:05 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Devil Wears OBE
"At least she took off her sunglasses."
http://jezebel.com/5099810/#c9160061 12:51 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Which Celeb Escaped To Las Vegas To Avoid A Family Thanksgiving?
"For # 2 I immediately thought of Brian Ferry from Roxy Music."
http://gawker.com/5099787/#c9159815 12:35 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Madonna And A-Rod Go Public
"Madrod?"
http://jezebel.com/5099792/#c9159532 12:12 PM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Programming Note
"I worked yesterday, and today."
http://jezebel.com/5099707/#c9157860 8:40 AM on Nov 28
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Why Lindsay Lohan's $58,000 A Month Rehab Failed
"I am toally late here but: No one can be "forced" into recovery.No one can recover without a total change in their life style, coping habits, general habits or social circle.No one goes to treatment and "is cured" or gets better. Sobriety and recovery are life long battles. I think Wonderland should be ashamed of themselves."
http://jezebel.com/5097570/#c9114241 12:27 PM on Nov 25
TheUptightMidwesterner commented on Why Lindsay Lohan's $58,000 A Month Rehab Failed
"@Georgiaray: I am a day late and a dollar short here, but THANK YOU.."
http://jezebel.com/5097570/#c9114138 12:24 PM on Nov 25

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